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"Let's face it—I'm a bit of a control freak."
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"I take it, General Sedgewick, you're about to propose a surgical strike."
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Operation Desert StormThe Desk Accessories
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"He's a former general in Saddam's Army, but we need his expertise."
"Can we get more salt shakers to represent the enemy scum?"
"Anti-personnel land mines pose no threat to people, Colonel. Only to personnel."
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"Let me try mine. It's made in China."
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'Do I know about incontinence? No I never was good at Geography.'
Modern William Tell Uses An Air-Strike To Hit Apple
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"This is fine, General, but how are your typing skills?"
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"Put simply, the mission is to discover a potential enemy who could justify our three-hundred-billion-dollar defense budget."
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"And this one is for not throwing the other ones away."
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"How can they possibly hope to defeat us when their generals have such small hats?"
"And this is a crossword puzzle I'm working on."
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"This looks good."
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"Let's run it up the flagpole and see if anyone shoots at it."
"This one is for teaching General Farkas how to use Snapchat."
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General U.S. Grant Displays Rare Emotion At Appomattox.
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"They're all for staying out of trouble."
"Don't make the same mistake as Saddam Hussein, Ellen."
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"A general! Goodness gracious, you don't look like a general!"
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"You mean what we did just then was an actual war?"
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"I just said, 'Open Sesame', and there they were."
"I suppose we have Judge Judy to thank for all this."