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Practice Pigs at the Gene Farm
“Yes, sir, Ira, considering that you share eight percent of your genes with the common flatworm, you’ve done all right.”
"I resent being called a 'genetic typo'."
'So I left a little bit out of the genetic code when I cloned you. You're only missing a nose. What's the big deal?'
'Making them out of mud was easy - The hard part was writing the DNA code.'
'This changes everything -- I found a loophole in the genetic code!'
'But, what if we break the genetic code and they just CHANGE it?'
"Do these jeans make my butt look big?..."
"Sex is a reward system for passing on our genetic codes."