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Genghis Khan's Girlfriend: 'So this is what you meant when you said you wanted to pick out china with me?'
"Genghis, you must stop being so negative! You should wake up every day thinking Genghis can...."
And that's how Palestine became the first nation to defeat the Mongols.
History has mercifully forgotten the incredibly brief reign of Dingus Khan.
The Genghis con.
"To be honest, I'm just looking for positive role models in my life. After all, he's Genghis Khan, not Genghis Can't."
"My lawyer will hear about this."
"I'll tell you what I found out about Genghis Khan...Genghis Khant."
'Sir, do you recognize the individual who burned down your village, and stole all your women?'
"And the best part is we got the Mongols to pay for it!"
'Attila the Hun, meet Genghis Khan.'
'People would never believe me when I told them that politically I'm to the right of Genghis Khan.'
As a way to give back to society, the pillage people would perform annually to celebrate diversity within their newly acquired community.
'A message from Genghis Khan. Anger management is overrated.'
'Aw, c'mon Genghis - EVERYBODY likes balloons!'
Career counseling little Genghis Khan.
My name is Genghis Khan, and I'm today's keynote speaker on anger management.
Genghis Khan, master of the Mongolian steps.
The Genghis Khan School of Business Skills