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"I guess someone else with three wishes is wishing your three wishes don't come true."
'You shook the bottle first, didn't you?'
"If this inter-office memo you wish to see, first you must answer me questions three."
"Drive you to the airport? Gee, man. I don't know..."
'Seems to me, if the falling star you're wishing upon lands on the genie about to grant three wishes, you're not getting that Ferrari.'
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A genie helps a man fold laundry.
Fred got his Neti pot at a garage sale.
"Make a different wish- your bagel is really stuck."
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"How much do you tip your genie?"
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"First of all, stop calling them 'wishes'. That's loser talk. We call them 'goals'."
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The Genie of the Smart Phone
'We're experiencing technical difficulties with the geni fulfilment center. A geni will be with you shortly.'
Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.
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"You really just want to watch me punch myself in the face three times?"
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'Rubbing it no longer produces a genie. Now you need a username, password and an unreadable CAPTCHA.'
'Sorry, kid. Anything but world peace.'
"After you've wished once for food, you can stop using your other wishes on food."
'I am the Gen Y from the lamp and I have three wishes. First, I want a Porsche. Second, I want. . .'
"I can probably help you with the crossword, but that's about it."
'You have to upgrade to Genie 3.o. Lamp rubbing has been replaced by a single touch.'
"That by you is a wish? 'A toasted bialy with cream cheese'?"
"Again with the wishes? I do and do for you all I ever hear is 'I wish this. I wish that. Gimme, gimme, gimme'!"
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'Funny how no-one ever asks for the cure for cancer.'
"Well, I can see you are very literal. I was going to wish to be a stud next, but that could go a couple of different ways. So, I think I'll just wish to not be made of money."