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"This is your third wish. Are you sure you want to waste it on another free download?"
"I guess someone else with three wishes is wishing your three wishes don't come true."
'You shook the bottle first, didn't you?'
"If this inter-office memo you wish to see, first you must answer me questions three."
"All I really want is control over my own body!"
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"Drive you to the airport? Gee, man. I don't know..."
'Seems to me, if the falling star you're wishing upon lands on the genie about to grant three wishes, you're not getting that Ferrari.'
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A genie helps a man fold laundry.
Fred got his Neti pot at a garage sale.
"Due to unusually high wish volume, you may experience a greater hold time than usual. We apologize for any inconvenience this may cause."
"Make a different wish- your bagel is really stuck."
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"How much do you tip your genie?"
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"No, I'd like to have plans. I just always want the option for them to be cancelled at the last minute due to circumstances outside both parties' control."
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"First of all, stop calling them 'wishes'. That's loser talk. We call them 'goals'."
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The Genie of the Smart Phone
'We're experiencing technical difficulties with the geni fulfilment center. A geni will be with you shortly.'
Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.
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"You really just want to watch me punch myself in the face three times?"
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'Rubbing it no longer produces a genie. Now you need a username, password and an unreadable CAPTCHA.'
'Sorry, kid. Anything but world peace.'
"I consolidated all your streaming services. What's your second wish?"
"Your third wish should have been to make the first two wishes tax free."
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"After you've wished once for food, you can stop using your other wishes on food."
'I am the Gen Y from the lamp and I have three wishes. First, I want a Porsche. Second, I want. . .'