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"You've just proven that your job doesn't exist."
Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain
"I'm a wunderkind slash flop."
"Well, I hope you're happy, Mr. Science Genius. Now you've killed your little sister."
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"Can you stop that crap? The bison are on the move."
Tags:cave, caves, cave painting, cave paintings, cavemen, caveman, cave dweller, cave dwellers, hunt, hunting, hunter, hunters, prehistoric, paleolithic, palaeolithic, theory of relativity, mass–energy equivalence, physics, science, scientist, e=mc2, equation, equations, genius, geniuses, intelligence, intelligent, smart, nerd, nerds, survival, food, foods, impatient, impatience, priorities
Tags:scary, scared, threat, dread, threaten, threatening, terrify, terrifying, halloween, scary skinny, thin, skinny, bones, skeleton, skeletons, adult fear, adult fears, adulthood, adult hood, modern life, modern, adulting, existential dread, existential, scary tan, tanned, tanning beds, sun burn, sun burned, shrivel, shrivelled, scary fat, morbid, morbidly obese, obese, obesity, scary smart, smarter than a, brainiac, prodigy, genius, geniuses, nerd, nerds, geek, geeks
"Could you read the part where Stephen envisions life outside Dublin again?"
Tags:ulysses, dublin, dubliners, james joyce, joyce, modernism, modernist, modern, literature, modern literature, lit, modern lit, college, college, irish lit, ireland, irish, lit major, lit minor, books, bookish, book, writer, writers, writing, story, storytime, story time, stories, storybook, story book, unorthodox, genius, geniuses, prodigy, prodigies, prodigal, novel, novels, complicated, complex, difficult, difficulties, stephen, stephen dedalus, dedalus, portrait, portrait of the artist as a young man, kids, kid, child, children, precocious, parent, parenting, dad, dads, father, fathers
"Genius is ten per cent inspiration, ninety per cent being the first person on earth."
Tags:adam and eve, garden of eden, the garden of eden, original sin, genesis, the book of genesis, old testament, the old testament, the bible, biblical, christianity, christian, judaism, jewish, christians, genius, inspiration, fire, discovery of fire, the discovery of fire, neanderthal, neanderthals, cavemen, caveman, cave men, cave man, cave dweller, cave dwellers, prehistoric man, early man, discovery, discoveries, first man on earth, saying, sayings, famous sayings, misquote
"His coffee's always crap for about a week after the MacArthur genius-grant winners are announced."
Tags:slang, cowboy, cowboys, cow boy, cow boys, wild west, west, western, westerns, old west, wild wild west, horseback, horses, horse, pony, pony express, ye olde, modern, modern life, modernity, yehaw, cowboy hat, hat, 10 gallon hat, ten gallon hat, pants, chaps, saloon, saloons, sheriff, sheriffs, deputy, deputies, genius grant, genius, fellows, fellows program, coffee, coffees, bitter, loss, lost, bitterness, bitterly, upset, clash, culture clash
'I gotta hand it to you, Conway. It takes a genius like you to figure out how to get an 8-foot-long table through a 3-foot-wide door!'
"God, I'll be glad when his genius grant runs out"
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'I can explain the Theory of Relativity, but I can't figure out which is the best Medicare Plan.'
'Sometimes it does, sometimes it doesn't.'
"It wasn't easy in New York, but here I've got them where I want them!"
Tags:desert, deserts, middle of nowhere, middle of the desert, thirsty, water, dying, dying of thirst, water vendor, water vendors, hot dog vendor, hot dog vendors, hot dog cart, hot dog carts, hot dog stand, hot dog stands, no competition, easy sale, business strategy, business strategies, good idea, good ideas, problem-solver, problem-solvers, vendor, vendors, salesmen, salesman, new york, ny, genius, innovative, innovation, innovations, captive market, supply and demand, capitalism, consumerism
Michelangelo's Parents - 1481
Tags:artist, artists, michaelangelo, michelangelo, parents, parent, parenting, artwork, child genius, child prodigy, child prodigies, child geniuses, renaissance art, renaissance artists, sistine chapel, art historian, art historians, child, kids, painters, painting, genius, geniuses, renaissance, catholic, catholicism, drawing, drawings, draw, draws, career, ambition, ambitions, ambitious
"Eureka!!" "Guess again, Einstein."
"With the caveat that the only certainty in this life is uncertainty, I still want to entertain the possibility of being a pundit when I grow up."
Tags:math, maths, mathematics, mathematician, mathematicians, equation, equations, snore, snoring, zzz, problem solving, problem solver, problem solvers, dream, dreams, dreaming, dreamer, dreamers, sigma, capital sigma, algebra, scientist, scientists, genius, geniuses, theoretical physics, mechanics, tired, tiredness, exhausted, exhaustion
"That's how you think because you're an egghead."
'We'll have to take this one - he invented the software we're using to make the selection.'
"No - Einstein was the scientist. You're thinking of Einstein's Monster."
CAUTION: Creative genius at work
"You know, Einstein never watched any great television until after he was forty."
Mozart's improvisational skills, along with his lack of financial security, often led to brilliant inspiration.
"You're a genius, Shaw. This is an idea whose copyright has expired."