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"His coffee's always crap for about a week after the MacArthur genius-grant winners are announced."
"What riles me is that he got a genius grant and I didn't."
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'I gave up hope of receiving a Genius Grant years ago. Now I'm basically shooting for the less impressive Mediocrity Grant.'
"He's become unsufferable since he got the Mac Arthur fellowship."
"Sure, you can buy them another round, but is this really how you want to spend your MacArthur Grant?"
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"It's the MacArthur Foundation! They've heard about your special genius for saying the dumbest thing at the worst possible moment, and they're giving you a grant!"
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