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"You've just proven that your job doesn't exist."
Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain
"I'm a wunderkind slash flop."
"Well, I hope you're happy, Mr. Science Genius. Now you've killed your little sister."
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"Could you read the part where Stephen envisions life outside Dublin again?"
Tags:ulysses, dublin, dubliners, james joyce, joyce, modernism, modernist, modern, literature, modern literature, lit, modern lit, college, college, irish lit, ireland, irish, lit major, lit minor, books, bookish, book, writer, writers, writing, story, storytime, story time, stories, storybook, story book, unorthodox, genius, geniuses, prodigy, prodigies, prodigal, novel, novels, complicated, complex, difficult, difficulties, stephen, stephen dedalus, dedalus, portrait, portrait of the artist as a young man, kids, kid, child, children, precocious, parent, parenting, dad, dads, father, fathers
"Can you stop that crap? The bison are on the move."
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"In France, I'm a genius."
Michelangelo's Parents - 1481
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"Eureka!!" "Guess again, Einstein."
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'We'll have to take this one - he invented the software we're using to make the selection.'
"No - Einstein was the scientist. You're thinking of Einstein's Monster."
"You know, Einstein never watched any great television until after he was forty."
Mozart's improvisational skills, along with his lack of financial security, often led to brilliant inspiration.
"You're a genius, Shaw. This is an idea whose copyright has expired."
"Nice sonata, but it wouldn't hurt him to comb his hair and smile now and then."
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"I've been called 'most probably a genius.'"
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Pure research goes on apace at the continuous-electron-beam-accelerator facility as a nuclear physicist probes the nature of subatomic particles in Daisy-Patch print broadcloth boxers from J. Crew.
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'Hope you like it. I put a LOT of thought into it.'
Tags:parrot, parrots, budgie, budgies, let down, let downs, let-down, let-downs, disappointment, disappointments, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, genius, geniuses, sheet music, composer, composers, songbird, songbirds, song bird, song birds, caged bird, caged birds, revenge, get revenge, getting revenge, musician, musicians
"That's hardly necessary!"
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"I can't find the two-way radio,"
'Come on, Fowler, you don't have to be a rocket scientist to figure this out!'
"With your idea and my nothing, we could be rich."
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