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"First of all, this conversation never happened."
"It's extremely flexible. You can wear it as comfortably to Yom Kippur services as out on a date with a shiksa."
"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"
"It is wonderful here. Except that I'm always in dread of gypsy moths and—since I'm not Jewish—frogs, vermin, flies, blood, pestilence, boils, hail, locusts, darkness and the slaying of my first born."