Gentle Cartoons and Comics

Parenting manual.

"You say 'meek,' but your records say 'passive-aggressive.'"

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

"Good news, Mrs. Mostyn. Not only is it benign, but it's also herbivorous."

"Be gentle."

'...er...I'd like to be referred to another doctor about my haemorrhoids.'

"So you want someone sweet, gentle, cuddleable and adaptable needs? I suggest a nice cocker spaniel puppy"

"Yes Darling, it's great to be strong, but you have to learn how to be gentle too..."

'For heaven's sake! Break it to them gently.'

'Cromwell, see what my attorneys can do about this 'meek-inheriting-the-earth' business.'

'It's not the same since he did that anger management course.'

'It would be a great act, Anton, if you could just get him to stop saying 'meow'.'

'Okay, who's next? Hey! Where'd everybody go?'

'You've got 30 seconds to swim over here and gently remove this hook.'

'If you ask me, these 'New Age' guys are becoming way too soft...'

We'll have the mornings top stories in a moment, but maybe you'd better drink a little coffee first

Don't get your hopes up! I'm the warm up act...

'You've got to be a bit more ruthless, son.'

"I said be gentle with me"

"The good news is that our head chef is very kind and gentle to women..."