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"How am I supposed to know the location of Boise? I'm a girlsy!"
"Turn off your cell phones and your GPS's."
'How am I supposed to know anything about the English Channel? It's not even on our cable system.'
'I would've done better in geography, but the test on Australia boomeranged.'
"Where is the Dead Sea?" "I didn't even know it was sick!"
"My dad says it's in Washington."
"They'd be further behind other countries in Geography if they could name more countries."
'Which is closer to us, the moon or Iowa?'
Kid approaching door marked 'Today's Lesson: The Ice Age' wears pillow tied to his behind.
'How did you get so many kids to sign up for your geology class?'
"In school we learned about Staten Island. Is that where they make all those pills you take?"
Globe has GPS attached
'Mr. Pilbeam will be your new elite geography teacher this term.'
'No, Kevin - Easter Island isn't where the Easter Bunny lives.'
"Gracie, can you find North America on the map, please?"
'The French may call it apres-France, Samuel. The rest of us say Belgium.'
'I do know the capital of France. It's the letter 'F'!'
'Please Miss, is that what she sells on the sea shore?'
Geography class - UR Here.
GCSE Geography: Is Paris in . . . . Ring Now on 0898325
"I did okay, except for the part between the Atlantic and the Pacific."