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Today's lesson, the rainforest.
"Was geography any easier when you were my age, Grandpa? Back when the world was flat?"
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'If Aunt Arctica is on the bottom of the world, does that mean Uncle Artica is on top of the world?'
'You used too much latitude in your longitude answers.'
"We're having a test on the states today, and I can never remember which one was number fifty."
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0% of the students in this school can find USA on a map.
"How am I supposed to know the location of Boise? I'm a girlsy!"
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I love Geography.
"Turn off your cell phones and your GPS's."
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'How am I supposed to know anything about the English Channel? It's not even on our cable system.'
'I would've done better in geography, but the test on Australia boomeranged.'
'I appreciate your efforts to make geography class more interesting for your students, Miss Elmore, but....'
"They'd be further behind other countries in Geography if they could name more countries."
"My dad says it's in Washington."
'Which is closer to us, the moon or Iowa?'
'How did you get so many kids to sign up for your geology class?'
Kid approaching door marked 'Today's Lesson: The Ice Age' wears pillow tied to his behind.
"In school we learned about Staten Island. Is that where they make all those pills you take?"
Globe has GPS attached
'When I'm a CEO on Wall Street this will make a wonderful anecdote.'
'Mr. Pilbeam will be your new elite geography teacher this term.'
'No, Kevin - Easter Island isn't where the Easter Bunny lives.'
'The French may call it apres-France, Samuel. The rest of us say Belgium.'
'I do know the capital of France. It's the letter 'F'!'