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"Come back—I can change!"
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"I'm having a lousy anthropocene."
"By the time I develop a true understanding of sand, I'll probably be forced into some sort of organized sports."
The New Geological Timetable
David loses focus for just a moment: 'Wow a petoskey stone.'
"We found a layer of bullshit deposited in the early 21st Century."
"This sudden spike shows where we think the earthquake is lying."
Holocene, Pleistocene, Pliocene, Miocene, Oligocene, Eocene, Lettuce, Tomatoes, Onions.
Tags:archaeology, palaeontology, palaeontologist, palaeontologists, dinosaurdinosaurs, prehistory, prehistoric, prehistoric era, fossil, fossils holocene, pleistocene, pliocene, oligocene, eocene, lettuce, tomatoes, onions, sandwich, sandwich fillings, old sandwich, soggy sandwich, layer, layers, geology, geologist, geologists, geological, geological epoch, epoch, epochs, period, periods, ages
Carbon + earth's pressure + peer pressure = diamond
'Making the best of a bad situation, we filled the volcano with popcorn!'
Anger management therapy for volcanoes.
Tags:volcano, volcanoes, eruption, magma, lava, explosion, anger, blowing one's top, therapy, group therapy, anger management, anger-management, therapy group, therapy groups, eruptions, volcanic eruption, volcanic eruptions, temper, temper tantrum, vesuvius, pompeii, geologist, geologists, volcanology, volcanologist, volcanologists, vulcanology, vulcanologist, vulcanologists
'Physical or Social Science?'
'Hard or soft science?'
Theory #243 on how fossils were made.
"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."
'Ah, for the good old days when geologists worked outdoors.'
'But when I said I'd follow you wherever your career took you, I didn't know what a volcanologist was.'
"Face it, Tim, that cute little Pet Rock you bought in 1976 is now a full-grown boulder - it's time to set him free!"
'I was fixin' to fill you full o' lead, Clanton, but it looks like that there stalactite done the job for me!'
'If our calculations are correct, Dr. Pinkerton, continental drift is speeding up much faster than anyone thought.'
'I'm afraid we'll have to let you go, Ferguson -- you're interfering with the seismograph.'
'No need to worry about the volcano - it's not very active.'
Tags:active volcano, active volcanoes, volcano, volcanoes, volcanologist, volcanologists, vulcanologists, vulcanology, volcanology, geology, geologist, geologists, inactive volcano, inactive volcanos, vulcanologist, hiker, hikers, rambler, ramblers, rambling, ramble, rambles, guide, guides, inactive lifestyle, inactive lifestyles, active lifestyle, active lifestyles, tourist, tourists