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"I just knew you lacked commitment."
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'... and power surges and outages don't affect this baby one bit.'
M. C. Escher's Gerbils
The Lemmings of Montauk
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"What kind of mileage does it get?"
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'It came with it's own fitness trainer.'
"To be honest, it just collects dust."
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One Fine Day at the Gym
'It's very nice, but it's not really me. Do you have any of those little round, hollow, plastic balls?'
Mouse in a wheel looks at directory.
Hamster doing warm-up exercises before going on the wheel.
Man carrying prey is about to crash into woman carrying a cat.
'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'
Inspired by the success of 'The Dog Whisperer,' 'The Gerbil Whisperer' will begin airing in March.
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"You just had to have a hamster wheel and now it's just another place to hang your clothes!"
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'No No Colin! - we don't wrap Gerbils!'
'That's weird, I don't recall a gerbal the last time we were here!'
'They gave me this new cubicle with my own water fountain, treadmill, lunch dish... hey, wait a minute!'
'I think I've found your gerbil...'
"This is your second cousin Narciso. When he was small, he wanted to be a bullfighter."
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Low Tech Power Failure System Protection.
'He was a very special gerbil.'
'With school, sports and music lessons, I don't get to spend much quality time with my gerbil.'