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'I think you'll be interested in the next patient. He's ninety two years old and accompanied by his parents.'
"The knees are the first thing to go."
"You don't need a prescription, Mr. Beesley - you need an iron...."
Old Age Measurements
"How appropriate. Antique magazines."
'Everyone gets crow's feet sooner or later, Mrs. Sims.'
Things you forgot to tell me about getting older: "You're going to need bigger tooth floss."
Geriatrics struggle with a personnel shortage.
"First the good news...There is life after dead."
"Why do you suggest I take regular mud baths?"
"Bad news. Your use-by date was a month ago."
"I'm glad my doctor is old. He understands my ailments because he has them."
"I love the popping sounds on old vinyl LPs..."