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'I don't share my toilet water. I don't know where your mouth has been.'
I thought I'd help your IBS by introducing you to more bacteria.
"Hey, buddy, can I bum a slip."
"I'm warning you, I have a cold!"
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"I always knew I could look behind the fridge, but I never stopped to ask if I should."
"On the other hand, he never takes a sick day."
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'He didn't wash his hands.'
"What do you say we get out of here and go someplace less contagious?"
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'I must be growing up. I've caught myself washing my hands without being told to.'
"Excuse me-I'm looking for the dirtiest possible thing I can touch on this street."
Scientists discover a new Superbug
'What I really hate is preventive medicine. The go after us before we even do anything.'
'I wish you'd learn to put the lid on your petri dish, Harry! We came hear with four kids, and now it looks like we've got 20 million!'
'Mom, why can't I wash my own hands?'
Smart Bombs and Dirty Bombs.
An amoeba is showing his friends his new Plasma TV - 'Hey fellas, check out my new 55 micron plasma!'
"Clues, Watson? How can I find clues when all I see is germs?"
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'I don't know what this is, but you should see how fast it's growing!'
'That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again.'
'Patients! They whine about MRSA, then they moan about our ward disinfecting regime. There really is no pleasing them.'
Please wash hands before using hand sanitizer
Did you know there are more microscopic bugs living on your body than there are people on earth?
Relax compadres. They don't call it the swine flu no more!