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'And you didn't think there would be any customers for liver-flavored cupcakes.'
'We do not do belly rubs, if that's what you are looking for.'
'He wants to put his bones in safekeeping.'
'It's nice you two can share the same interests.'
'There's no way he painted this ceiling mural by himself.'
'That is the laziest way to walk a dog I have ever seen.'
'What does he mean, we're not on the list?'
'You're a natural leader - you just don't know where you're going.'
'He has an amazing attention span.'
'No, he doesn't qualify for a child's ticket. . . or an adult one, either.'
'Sorry, no trades. Cash only.'
'What gave him this idea?'
'Do you have any dog food that tastes like dog food?'
'He does lack social skills.'
'I like their lollipops. If we ever get any money, we ought to open an account here.'
'You have the right to remain silent.'
'It's an emergency! The sitter wants to know where Marmaduke's doggie treats are!'
'Aha! So you're the one!'
'The woman who crossed the street when she say Marmaduke. . . I think she was his groomer.'
'Nope, You can't bribe me, I'm staying in this chair,'
'Now remember, the password is 'Woof!''
'No, I will not make it spin around again!'
'Did the mail come?'
'A hot dog won't work when there's steak on the neighbors' grill.'
'There was nothing wrong with where I planted those flowers.'