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"Whoever pulls it out becomes King of Britain, but Phil licked the handle, so..."
"I'm warning you, I have a cold!"
Tags:cold, colds, influenza, knife crime, knife crimes, contagion, contagions, contagious, crimes, criminal, criminals, flu, germ, germs, contagious disease, contagious diseases, street crime, street crimes, thug, thugs, mugger, muggers, intimidation, germophobe, germophobes, germophobic, germophobics, germophobia, hypochondriac, hypochondriacs, hypochondria
"What do you say we get out of here and go someplace less contagious?"
Tags:contagion, contagions, contagious, clean freak, clean freaks, germ, germs, germaphobe, germaphobes, germaphobic, germophobia, germophobic, germophobe, germaphobia, bar, bars, unclean, pickup line, pickup lines, chat up, chats up, chatting up, chat up line, chat up lines, pick-up line, hit on, hits on, hitting on
Rubbing alcoholics anonymous.
Tags:12 step, 12 steps, 12 step program, 12 step programs, alcoholic, alcoholics, sanitise, sanitises, sanitiser, sanitisers, sanitize, sanitizes, sanitizer, sanitizers, rubbing alcohol, disinfectant, disinfectants, alcohol, addict, addicts, addiction, addictions, germophobe, germophobes, germophobia, mysophobia, mysophobic, mysophobics, neat freak, neat freaks, hygiene, personal hygiene
"The sheep all have rabies. Pass it on."
Tags:sheep, rabies, dog, dogs, sheepdog, sheepdogs, rumor, rumors, rumour, rumours, rumor mill, rumor mills, rumour mill, rumour mills, disease, diseases, outbreak, outbreaks, pass it on, passing it on, gossip, gossips, gossiping, shepherd, shepherds, fear, fears, fearful, frighten, frightens, frightening, scare, scares, scaring, germophobe, germophobic, germophobia, hypochondriac, hypochondriacs, hypochondria
Wendel maps his trip to the germaphobe society headquarters.
Tags:germaphobe, germaphobes, germaphobic, germ, germaphobics, germaphobia, mysophobia, verminophobia, bacillophobia and bacteriophobia, germophobic, germophobics, germophobe, germophobes, germophobia, phobias, germs, dirt, clean, sanitation, sanitary, mental disorders, ocd, obsessive, obsessive-compulsive, technology, maps, kiosk, kiosks, transport, travel, commuting, commuters, city maps, subway, city subways, city transportation, city life, computers, touchscreen
"I'll shake your hand as soon as I'm done downloading this hand sanitizer app."
"Sorry, but I didn't switch from unsanitary handshakes to fist bumps just to start group hugging!"
"Sometimes I get a little freaked out when I think about who's been touching this keyboard recently."
Germ conscious bums.
Tags:antibacterial, anti-bacterial, germ, bacterias, unhygienic, hygiene, hygienic, germs, hand washing, bacteria, disease, diseases, germophobe, germophobes, germophobic, germophobics, mysophobia, mysophobic, mysophobics, mysophobe, mysophobes, bacteriophobia, bacteriophobe, bacteriophobes, bacteriophobic, bacteriophobics
'Ricky, you're buying a stock that belonged to a total stranger? How do you know where it's been?'
Smart Woman Is Ready To Blow Out The Candles On Her Birthday Cake
"I ordered a lot of disinfecting wipes for our phone, keyboard, neighbors, kids..."
Tags:disinfectant, wipe, wipes, disinfectant wipe, disinfectant wipes, clean, cleans, cleaning, phone, phones, germ, germs, keyboard, keyboards, kid, kids, children, neighbor, neighbors, neighbour, neighbours, germophobe, germophobes, coronavirus, pandemic, pandemics, mass order, mass orders, bulk, order in bulk, save, saves, saving, savings
"Hi, I'm Doug the dung-beetle: nice to meet you..."