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Marvin Blanner: Hypochondriac Thrill-seeker
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"Whoever pulls it out becomes King of Britain, but Phil licked the handle, so..."
'I don't share my toilet water. I don't know where your mouth has been.'
"Third floor - going up?"
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I thought I'd help your IBS by introducing you to more bacteria.
"Hey, buddy, can I bum a slip."
She's just discovered her IBS isn't caused by chocolate!
"Do you have any hand sanitizer."
Tags:barbarian, barbarians, barbarian horde, barbarian hordes, ransack, ransacked, sack, sack a city, pillage, pillages, warfare, battle, battles, plunder, plunders, castle, castles, burning castle, burning castles, dirty work, hygiene, hygienic, unhygienic, germs, hand sanitiser, hand sanitiser, wash, washing, clean, sanitiser, sanitizer, anachronism, anachronistic, clean freak, hygiene freak, hygiene conscious
"I'm warning you, I have a cold!"
Tags:cold, colds, influenza, knife crime, knife crimes, contagion, contagions, contagious, crimes, criminal, criminals, flu, germ, germs, contagious disease, contagious diseases, street crime, street crimes, thug, thugs, mugger, muggers, intimidation, germophobe, germophobes, germophobic, germophobics, germophobia, hypochondriac, hypochondriacs, hypochondria
"On the other hand, he never takes a sick day."
Tags:germ, germs, virus, viruses, bacteria, sterile, sterilizes, sterilises, sick, ill, illness, disease, diseases, infection, infected, infects, sick day, sick days, fitness, offices, office, work, worker, workers, medical, medicine, transparent, businessman, businessmen, business man, business person, businessperson, business people
"I always knew I could look behind the fridge, but I never stopped to ask if I should."
'He didn't wash his hands.'
'I must be growing up. I've caught myself washing my hands without being told to.'
"Excuse me-I'm looking for the dirtiest possible thing I can touch on this street."
"What do you say we get out of here and go someplace less contagious?"
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Keep out - Covid-19
Tags:humanitarian aid, cartoonathon, humanitarian work, covid, covid-19, corona, virus, coronavirus, social isolation, social distancing, keep away, locked out, shut down, shutdown, outbreak, outbreaks, pandemic, pandemics, safe distance, safe distances, outside world, quarantine, quarantines, quaratining, fear, fears, germ, germs, germaphobe, germaphobes, germaphobic
Scientists discover a new Superbug
'What I really hate is preventive medicine. The go after us before we even do anything.'
"That's what you get when you fall in love…. You get a lot of germs and you catch pneumonia." "I'll never fall in love again…."
Tags:song, songs, famous song, famous songs, music, lyrics, hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's offices, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, germs, pneumonia, sick, ill, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, falling in love, dating, date, dates, lovesick, love
Cold and Flu Medication.
'I wish you'd learn to put the lid on your petri dish, Harry! We came hear with four kids, and now it looks like we've got 20 million!'
'Mom, why can't I wash my own hands?'
Ears nose and throat doctor waiting room.