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'I don't share my toilet water. I don't know where your mouth has been.'
"Whoever pulls it out becomes King of Britain, but Phil licked the handle, so..."
I thought I'd help your IBS by introducing you to more bacteria.
"Hey, buddy, can I bum a slip."
She's just discovered her IBS isn't caused by chocolate!
"I'm warning you, I have a cold!"
Tags:cold, colds, influenza, knife crime, knife crimes, contagion, contagions, contagious, crime, crimes, criminal, criminals, flu, germ, germs, contagious disease, contagious diseases, street crime, street crimes, thug, thugs, mugger, muggers, intimidation, germophobe, germophobes, germophobic, germophobics, germophobia, hypochondriac, hypochondriacs, hypochondria
"On the other hand, he never takes a sick day."
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"I always knew I could look behind the fridge, but I never stopped to ask if I should."
'He didn't wash his hands.'
"Excuse me-I'm looking for the dirtiest possible thing I can touch on this street."
"What do you say we get out of here and go someplace less contagious?"
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'I must be growing up. I've caught myself washing my hands without being told to.'
Scientists discover a new Superbug
'What I really hate is preventive medicine. The go after us before we even do anything.'
"That's what you get when you fall in love…. You get a lot of germs and you catch pneumonia." "I'll never fall in love again…."
Tags:song, songs, famous song, famous songs, music, lyrics, hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's offices, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, germs, pneumonia, sick, ill, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, falling in love, dating, date, dates, lovesick, love
Cold and Flu Medication.
'I wish you'd learn to put the lid on your petri dish, Harry! We came hear with four kids, and now it looks like we've got 20 million!'
'Mom, why can't I wash my own hands?'
Ears nose and throat doctor waiting room.
Smart Bombs and Dirty Bombs.
An amoeba is showing his friends his new Plasma TV - 'Hey fellas, check out my new 55 micron plasma!'
'I don't know what this is, but you should see how fast it's growing!'
"Clues, Watson? How can I find clues when all I see is germs?"
Tags:literature, literary, word play, play on words, bookworm, book worm, bookworms, book worm, book, books, novel, novels, library, librarians, librarian, book lover, book lovers, literature, literary, lit, lit major, read, reading, avid reader, readers, reader, novel, novels, novelist, novelists, bookstore, book store, bookstores, book stores, sherlock holmes, holmes, watson, clean, cleaning, cleaner, cleanliness, germ, germs, clean freak, cleanfreak, clean-freak, murder mystery, mystery, mysteries, distract, distraction, distractions, distracted, ocd