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'It's a get well card from the substitute.'
'It's another get-well card from your ex-wife. I never realized how many words rhymed with alimony.'
"The sarcasm on these get-well cards can't do you any good."
"Do you have a get the hell back to work card?"
"Do you have one that says: 'I know someone who died from what you have'?"
"Try to get sick. I bought get-well cards at 50% off!"
Sorry to hear about your accident.
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'I want to send a get-well card to my husband's nurse.'
"What do you have to comfort somebody who is suffering from the heartbreak of psoriasis?"
"It's a 'get worse soon card' from your ex wife."
Dear economy, enclosed, please find two oranges and some dextrose which I hope may help you to get well soon.
'Well, I couldn't get find the note from my doctor, but he did send me this get-well card!'
'I've been looking high and low for a get-well card for a stock portfolio.'
"No, I haven't come to give you a get well card."
"...and we provide a great healthcare plan. When you get sick, we send you a get-well card."
"Oh, no! Your boss enclosed your severance check in his get-well card!"
"Do you have a get-well card for a hypochondriac?"
"Isn't that thoughtful? The post office just forwarded these get-well cards to you at your new address!"