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"I'll be walking by your door in a second if you want to try to get my attention."
"We're due in court in ten minutes, Counselor - use the big hand!"
A man walks past a beggar who holds out an in-box.
"Wine? Laddie, he'll have my attention when he can change water into Scotch!"
A judge carries a horn instead of a gavel.
"Today the American public at long last O.D.'d on Pee-wee Herman, briefly settled its attention on Bruce Willis, then finally decided to embrace an all-new, revitalized, state-of-the-art Richard Nixon."
A crow holds a piece of cheese, taunting some foxes.
"I don't get it. People keep opening this door and setting off the alarm! Can't they read?!"