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"And I would've gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for you meddling kids, and the bloodstains on my clothes and in the trunk of my car!"
"'Small potatoes' is no defense."
"They think they're accidents."
"Dear, this is Randolph Tressler. He's doing two hundred hours of community service as a result of misspeaking himself before a federal grand jury."
'... and I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those dang meddling kids... that and my incredibly stupid plan. Also in retrospect, I realize my costume was, regrettably, quite lame.'
'It's not a question of right or wrong, gentlemen! It's a question of, can we get away with it?'
"Yeah, I know. Just don't say anything."
You spelled resignation wrong, but just this once I'll let it slide