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A fairy godmother turns a man's penis into a frog.
"I just finished paying the bills...I'm imposing economic sanctions on all of you!"
"Oh look! He wants to get even."
"Guess how I got even with the telecommunications industry today."
"One of those 'damn' foreigners will be along soon to carry out your prostate examination!"
Executive with desk-boxes 'get rich' and 'get even'.
"He gets mad and he gets even."
"I don't get mad—I get even."
'I never hold a grudge...after I get even!'
'That'll teach your mom to stop giving us obnoxious parenting advice. I slipped the dog's electric Invisible Fence collar into her back pocket.'
'Mmmmm, Fritzie! Aren't daddy's new shoes yummy? Daddy forgot mommy's birthday, so that makes it OK to chew his shoes.'
'I was at death's door, when I remembered there were still a few people I had to get even with.'
Prison Greeting Card Shop
'Remember, money isn't everything. There's also screwing others to get even.'
'Friday morning is no good for me- I'll be settling someone's hash!'
'Ben is out to settle an old score with a porcupine.'
"You know me, Ray. I don't get mad... I get even. Then, as a rule, I get incarcerated. And THEN I get mad."