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Howie unwittingly gets up on the wrong side of the bed.
Finance, Sales, Veal.
Tags:veal, cow, cows, cattle, calf, calves, department, departments, cubicle, cubicles, office, offices, shared office, shared offices, lethargic, lethargy, lazy, get up, gets up, getting up, atrophy, atrophies, atrophying, muscle, muscles, exercise, exercises, exercising, animal rights, workers rights, unhealthy, desk jockey, desk jockeys, desk job, desk jobs, office desk, office desks, motionless, sit, sits, sitting, sat
"Yes, I'm still getting up early, but these days it's to check on the spot markets for oil and natural gas."
Tags:investment, investments, early bird, early birds, get up, gets up, getting up, oil, natural gas, market, markets, stock, stocks, stocks and bonds, early riser, early risers, investor, investors, investment, investments, stockbroker, stockbrokers, broker, brokers, spot markets, cash market, cash markets, commodity trader, commodity traders, commodity trading, commodity trading advisor, commodity trading advisors
Introducing Life Alarm for people who have fallen but don't want to get up.
Tags:personal alarm, personal alarms, emergency, emergencies, alarm, alarms, fall, falls, falling, elder, elders, elderly, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, oap, oaps, old age pensioner, old age pensioners, lazy, laziness, depressed, depression, listless, listlessness, emergency line, emergency lines, can't be bothered, get up, gets up, getting up, tired, exhausted, exhaustion, emergency services, ambulance, ambulances
'Sounds like someone got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning.' 'Ahhhhhh!'
'Am I getting up or going to bed?'
'I don't get out of bed for this kind of money.'
'Are you going to sleep ALL DAY?' 'Since I'm talking to you right now, technically, no.'
'You can't just get up and leave without permission.'
"When I was a boy, I had to walk five miles through the snow to change the channel."
Tags:remote, remote control, remote controls, tall tale, tall tales, dad, dads, father, fathers, parent, parents, war story, war stories, story, stories, grow up, grows up, growing up, tv, tvs, tv remote, tv remotes, when i was a boy, cliche, cliches, walk, walks, walking, get up, getting up, smart device, smart devices, generation gap, generation gaps
"Could you open the fridge? I'm sending in the drone for more supplies."
Tags:drones, drone, unmanned, modern life, modern lives, modern times, couch potato, couch potatoes, lazy, recliner, recliners, reclining, easy chair, easy chairs, get up, gets up, getting up, resupply, resupplies, resupplying, husband, husbands, tech lover, tech lovers, early adopter, early adopters, snack, snacks, snacking
"You have some serious bed head, Dear."
Tags:families, husbands, wives, serious, beds, bed heads, bed shaped, sleeping, waking up, mirrors, hairstyle, bed, bedroom, bed hair, bed-hair, bed-head, wife, groom, grooming, comb, combing, cowlick, hair, hair care, husband, wake up, waking up, pyjama, pyjamas, out of bed, get up, getting up, morning, morning routine, literal, literally
"That's not what 'vertically challenged' means and you know it! -- Now, get out of bed and go to work!"
Tags:short person, short people, short, height, vertically challenged, euphemisms, excuse, excuses, bad excuse, bad excuses, leave for work, leaving for work, get ready for work, getting ready for work, get up, getting up, night owl, night owls, not a morning person, morning person, morning people, nag, nags, nagging, lazy, laziness, husband, husbands
'Get up from there! Are you trying to get me in trouble?'
Bird is begging near sign that reads; 'Can't get up early enough to catch a worm. Please help.'
"Baldo, time to get up! It's the first day of school!"
"Tia Carmen spent all day in the big bean chair."
"C'mon, Baldo! Time to get up! I know...you have trouble getting your days started."
Tags:baldo, insomnia, insomniac, insomniacs, night owl, night owls, early morning, early mornings, early riser, early risers, start of the day, starting the day, teen, teens, teenage son, teenage sons, son, sons, adolescent, adolescence, morning person, morning people, get up, gets up, getting up, wake up, wakes up, waking up, wake, wakes, waking
"I'm dizzy for half an hour after I get up in the morning."
"Actions speak louder than words...so por favor, mija...get up, walk to the TV and turn up the volume on my novela."
Tags:baldo, actions speak louder than words, action, actions, take action, taking action, channel, change the channel, changing the channel, soap, soaps, soap opera, soap operas, spanish-language, telenovela, telenovelas, novela, novelas, couch potato, couch potatoes, lazy, laziness, old person, old people, get up, getting up, favor, favors, favour, favours
Obese man on workout chair.
Man gets out of bed trying to put on stuffed Monkey.
He awoke,regretting having installed a wrong side of the bed.
Man Finally Gets out of Bed.