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Restrooms Reserved For Customers With Food Poisoning
Tags:out to eat, eating out, out to lunch, on lunch, lunch, lunch food, lunchtime, lunch break, lunch time, food, foodie, foodies, dive, greasy, greasy spoon, cafe, cafes, diner, diners, businessmen, businessman, business men, business man, warning, warnings, warning sign, sign, signs, signage, give it away, giving it away, red flag, red flags, bad sign, not a good sign, food poisoning, bad food, poisoning, toilet, toilets, get well soon, get well
"If it's any consolation, he seemed like a bit of a jerk."
Tags:bad news, good news, death, dead, die, died, dying, doctor, doctors, bearer of bad news, be the bearer, communication, bedside, bedside manner, manners, jerk, jerks, surgeon, surgery, surgeons, terminal, lost him, hospital, hospitals, waiting room, waiting rooms, tact, tactless, tactful, no loss, no big deal, married, marriage, get well, get well soon
"Science is baffled. I hope you're happy."
Tags:check-up, check up, check ups, check-ups, check, checks, doctor, doctors, surgery, surgeon, surgeons, clinic, clinics, physician, physical, physical exam, exam, examination, appointment, appointments, doctor, doctors, healthy, healthily, healthy lifestyle, lifestyle, lifestyles, lifestyle change, get well, get well soon, baffled, baffle, visual gag, line, lines, abstract, squiggle, squiggly, science is
Get-Well Cards For Moods
Tags:mental health, mental, health, healthy, hidden illness, hidden, invisible illness, illness, get-well, get well, get well soon, depression, depress, depressed, angst, hope, hopeful, kind, kindness, understanding, understand, considerate, anxiety, anxious, low, low mood, low-mood, friend, friendship, here to help, card, cards, greeting card, greetings cards, greetings card
"The good news is it's the size of a baseball."
Tags:tumour, tumours, tumor, tumors, baseball, baseballs, sport, sports, sportsman, sporting, base ball, the game, last inning, final inning, terminal, doctor, doctors, medicine, medicines, good news, bad news, good news and bad news, apt, appropriate, hospital, hospitals, gallows humor, black humor, dark humor, gallows humour, black humour, dark humour, get well, get well soon
"I've written my diagnosis on this piece of paper. I'm going to slide it over to you, and I want you to tell me if you're interested."
Tags:doctor, doctors, health, healthy, diagnose, diagnosis, symptom, symptoms, get well soon, get well, sales, sales pitch, unorthodox methods, hospital, hospitals, surgery, surgeon, consultant, consultation, handwriting, doctor's handwriting, physician, check-up, appointment, hypochondria, hypochondriac, hypochondriasis
Get Well. Get Over It.
Tags:get well, get well soon, get over it, card, cards, card shop, get well card, get well cards, get over it card, get over it cards, dilemma, dilemma, moral dilemma, rude, sweet, condescending, caring, sympathetic, mean, sympathy, pity, confused, confusion, confuse, stationery store, stationery, card designer
Woman looking at "Get Well" cards which have been divided into two sections: "Insured" and "Uninsured".
Tags:card, cards, greeting card, greeting cards, get well soon, get well, insurance, insured, uninsured, health insurance, medical insurance, insurance, universal healthcare, universal health care, socialised medicine, socialized medicine, socialised healthcare, socialised health care, socialized healthcare, socialized health care, medicaid, medicare, obamacare, bill, bills, money, medical bill, medical bills, medical costs, cost, costs, expenses, expensive, medical billing, medical, medicine, sick, sickness, ill, illness, doctor, doctors, healthcare, health care
"That get-well card we sent certainly was a waste of money."
Tags:snellen chart, vision, visual, optics, optical, optician, opticians, doctor, doctors, interrogation, gunman, gun to head, gun to his head, interrogate, interrogates, optomologist, optomologists, optometrist, optometrists, eye, eyes, glasses, exam, examination, examinations, kidnap, kidnapped, on pain of death, hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, get well, get well soon
"Let me know when you want to start the operation."
Tags:check-up, check-ups, check up, check ups, experimental, experiment, drug, surgeon, surgeons, doctor, doctors, clinic, clinics, hospital, hospitals, get well, get well soon, spin, spin doctor, operation, operating, operating theater, operating theatre, operate, operates, bar, bars, bar flies, bar fly, barflies, bar-fly, mentally prepared, prepared
"Come quickly—I think I had an out-of-pocket experience."
Tags:doctor, doctors, hospital, hospitals, medicine, medicines, health, healthy, health-care, health care, healthcare, medicare, medi care, obamacare, obama care, health insurance, insurance, medical insurance, patient, patients, nurse, out-of-pocket, out of pocket, illness, ill, sick, sickness, disease, diseases, get well, get well soon, critic, critical, critique, critically
"Do you have a get better soon card for someone's retirement investment?"
Painter Achieves A Few Seconds Of Flight As Ladder Falls
Tags:flight, fly, flies, flying, bird, birds, wing, wings, flapping, flap, flaps, the gift of flight, gift of flight, painting, painter, paint, paints, house painter, house painting, house, home, homes, health, health and safety, safety, safety at work, tunkle, tunkle brothers, clumsy, clumsiness, cowboy, cowboy builder, cowboy builders, contractor, contractors, contracted, contracting, construction, constructions, physical, physical comedy, slapstick, slap stick, get well, get well soon, accident, accident at work
"It never ceases to amaze me what little brains people have."
Tags:bad news, ent, ears nose and throat, ear nose and throat, check-up, check up, check ups, check-ups, check, checks, doctor, doctors, surgery, surgeon, surgeons, clinic, clinics, physician, physical, physical exam, exam, examination, appointment, appointments, doctor, doctors, healthy, healthily, healthy lifestyle, lifestyle, lifestyles, lifestyle change, get well, get well soon, brain, brains, stupid, stupidity, idiot, idiots, little brain, small brain, intelligence, rude
Cards: Get Well, Cover Your Mouth When You Sneeze.
"The doctor didn't make it."
Tags:operate, operating, operation, operations, surgery, surgeon, surgeries, illness, illnesses, disease, diseases, unhealthy, ill health, get well, get well soon, healthy, health, medical, medicine, medicines, doctor, doctors, hospital, hospitals, healthcare, terminal, dark humor, reversal, role reversal, dark humour, black humor, black humour, gown
"I've been under a lot of pressure to get well."
Tags:hospital, hospitals, hospital bed, hospital beds, patient, patients, get well, get well soon, under pressure, pressured, pressure, under a lot of pressure, well, ill, unwell, sick, health, ill health, health care, health care, health care costs, health care expenses, medical expenses, medical bill, medical bills, doctors bill, doctors bills
"It's the same experimental drug but now it's in a cupcake."
Tags:big pharma, pharma, pharmaceuticals, pharmaceutical, strategy, strategies, pill, pills, tablet, tablets, conspiracy, conspiracy theory, conspiracy theories, sugar coat, sugar-coat, sugar-coating, sugar coating, sugar coated, sugar-coated, cupcake, cupcakes, check-up, check-ups, check up, check ups, experimental, experiment, drug, surgeon, surgeons, doctor, doctors, clinic, clinics, hospital, hospitals, get well, get well soon, spin, spin doctor
"I lost the hand to a shark, the leg to a barracuda, and the gallbladder to Dr. Steven Erlich."
Tags:culture clash, literature, literary, culture, cultural, lit major, book, books, book lover, book lovers, bookish, book worm, book worms, pop culture, pop culture reference, moby dick, moby, white whale, whale, whales, whaling, mount, mounted, hunt, hunting, hunter, hunters, trope, tropes, cliche, cliches, captain, capn, cap'n, amputate, amputated, amputations, hook, hooks, peg leg, wooden leg, sailor, sailors, rugged, shark, barracuda, doctor, doctors, get well soon, get well, surgeon, surgery
"You're not so much crying on the inside as severely hemorrhaging."
Tags:doctor, doctors, patient, patients, death, dead, dying, die, dies, clown, clowns, sad clown, circus, carny, carnie, carnies, sick, sickness, ill, illness, healthy, health scare, get well, get well soon, terminal, terminally, examination, examining, consultant, hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, hemorrhaging, hemorrhage, crying inside, smile, smiling, smiles
Dog wearing a cone around his waist: 'Hemorrhoids.'
"Try to get some rest. I'll be in every few minutes to make sure you don't."
"I'm A Gigantic Starfish Endowed With The Gift Of Speech, Not A Miracle Worker."
"We began with a hip replacement and just sort of riffed off that."
Tags:replacement, hip replacement, robot, robots, bits and bobs, trash, garage sale, yard sale, replaced, replace, upgrade, upgrades, prosthetic, prosthetics, amputees, prosthesis, surgery, surgeon, surgeons, get well, get well soon, hospital, hospitals, doctor, doctors, hip, hips, joint, joints, arthritis, growing old, older, age, aged, ageing