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Birthday. Get well. Self-congratulations.
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Get Well. Get Over It.
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"That get-well card we sent certainly was a waste of money."
"Here's a Get Well-or-Else card from the insurance company."
'It's a get well card from the substitute.'
'With only one sick day left, your boss wishes you a speedy recovery.'
Greeting cards: Get Well, Get Over It.
'This get well card is from the nurses you have been complaining about.'
'This is the fifth 'get well' card this week from your substituting teacher.'
"I need a Get Well card for Goldilocks...the porridge was too hot."
A raccoon is hooked up to a trashcan IV.
"I got you a get well card because asking for a raise always makes you sick."
"I'm looking for a Get Well card for my Mom. She's going to be sick when she sees my report card."
Bad sport cards
"I'd like an exploding cigar and a Get Well card."
"The sarcasm on these get-well cards can't do you any good."
"Do you have a get the hell back to work card?"
"Do you have one that says: 'I know someone who died from what you have'?"
'It's for my driver education teacher. He's got whiplash.'
"My little brother's almost all better. Can I get half-off?"
"If it doesn't work can I return it?"
Death buys a greeting card
Get well cards
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"Try to get sick. I bought get-well cards at 50% off!"
'...And this card is from 'your boss' - it says 'Get well immediately!'