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"May I have your attention please???" "NO!!!"
"I'll be walking by your door in a second if you want to try to get my attention."
"We're due in court in ten minutes, Counselor - use the big hand!"
A man walks past a beggar who holds out an in-box.
'The only way I had to get your attention was to send you that computer virus.'
"Wine? Laddie, he'll have my attention when he can change water into Scotch!"
A judge carries a horn instead of a gavel.
"Today the American public at long last O.D.'d on Pee-wee Herman, briefly settled its attention on Bruce Willis, then finally decided to embrace an all-new, revitalized, state-of-the-art Richard Nixon."
"I don't get it. People keep opening this door and setting off the alarm! Can't they read?!"
'Hi! My name is Lynne, I'll be you're John.'
'It's hunting season again. Got anything that smells like fresh vension?'
"Let me give you the Heimlich. That always gets the waiters attention."
"Billy, pulling my pigtail isn't what I consider 'networking.'"