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'Right you'll have to down another six pints and then give him another kicking...'
"On the plus side, you're on the cover of all the major business publications."
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"Point well taken- but I just came here to get drunk."
Tags:pub, bar, opinion, opinions, political opinion, political opinions, opinionated, redneck, rednecks, good point, good points, disinterest, disinterested, boring conversation, boring conversations, drunk, drunks, drinking, getting drunk, drinker, heavy drinker, heavy drinkers, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, republican, republicans
"Boy, I'm going to pay for this tomorrow at yoga class."
Tags:drinking, drinker, drinkers, drunk, drunks, getting drunk, over the limit, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, regret, regrets, mistake, mistakes, yoga, yoga class, yoga classes, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, health fad, health fads, health living, bad habit, bad habits, unemployed, unemployment, hangover, hangovers, hungover
"But you can call me wife."
"O, that we could harness this wisdom."
Tags:drunk, drunks, social drinking, social drinker, social drinkers, getting drunk, pub, bar, over the limit, pretentious, pretension, pretentiousness, deluded, delusion, delusions, self important, self importance, self-important, self-importance, confused, confusion, wise words, wisdom, drunk wisdom
"A word to the wise- never put on mascara when you're drunk."
"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."
Tags:television, televisions, television show, television shows, television program, television programs, television programmes, television programmes, tv, tvs, tv show, tv shows, tv program, tv programs, tv programmes, tv programmes, t.v., t.v.s, t.v. show, t.v. shows, t.v. program, t.v. programs, t.v. programme, t.v. programmes, woman, women, reality, reality television, channel, channels, network, networks, reality tv, camera, cameras, live, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, liquor, booze, drunk, drunks, getting drunk, intoxicated, inebriated, talent, talents, talented, skilled, skill, skills, skilful, entertainment, fame, famous, reality star, reality stars, modern life
It was the bottom of the ninth and the bassists were loaded.
"Let's all go out & get drunk."
Tags:meeting, meetings, business meetings, board meeting, board meetings, vote, voting, executive vote, executive votes, seconding, fresh idea, fresh idea, creative, creatives, ideas person, ideas people, controversial opinion, controversial opinions, get drunk, getting drunk, picasso, pablo picasso, non conformist, non-conformist, non conformists, non-conformists, individual, individualistic, individualism
"It's easy for me. Three beers and I'm in the zone."
"Let Halliburton clean it up."
'I'm calling you a cab.'
"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."
Tags:drink, drinking, drinker, drinker, social drinking, social drinker, social drinkers, large hadron collider, particle collider, particle colliders, one too many, drunk, drunks, getting drunk, deep thought, deep thinking, deep thinker, big question, big questions, deep question, deep questions, fundamental question, fundamental questions, unanswered questions, particle physics, particle physicist, particle physicists, quantum physics, quantum physicist, quantum physicists
We are looking to develop staff skills...but singing Queens greatest hits while balancing a bottle of beer on your face isn't one of them.
"I've been drunk on oil, but what really knocks your socks off is ethanol."
Tags:drink, drinking, drunks, drunk, alcohol, alcoholism, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcohol addict, alcohol addicts, alcohol addictions, drunkenness, oil, ethanol, getting drunk, grain alcohol, chemical compound, chemical compounds, chemistry, c.5oh., simple alcohol, ch3ch2oh, ethyl alcohol, gasoline, gas, petrol
The Babe calls his shot.
"I've never been wild about this bar, but it does get you where you want to go."
"He's always had a fascination with the hard drinking,hard living writer,the tortured genius. It's an image he's tried to emulate. Unfortunately he's only ever managed the first two parts." "I can't
Body by Jake
Binge Drinking On Campus.
Bleurgh! - 'I don't remember eating anything that colour...' - 'Ungh!' - 'I want to die, I want to die, I want to die.' - 'Rurgh!' - 'On the plus side, this is really toning up my abdominal muscles...' -
Santa's Reindeer on New Year's Eve.
Next morning he thought he was dying. His whole life flushed before his eyes.
"The hardest part is admitting you have a problem."