Getting Drunk Cartoons and Comics

'Right you'll have to down another six pints and then give him another kicking...'

"On the plus side, you're on the cover of all the major business publications."

"Point well taken- but I just came here to get drunk."

"Boy, I'm going to pay for this tomorrow at yoga class."

"But you can call me wife."

"O, that we could harness this wisdom."

"A word to the wise- never put on mascara when you're drunk."

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

It was the bottom of the ninth and the bassists were loaded.

"It's easy for me. Three beers and I'm in the zone."

'I'm calling you a cab.'

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

We are looking to develop staff skills...but singing Queens greatest hits while balancing a bottle of beer on your face isn't one of them.

"I've been drunk on oil, but what really knocks your socks off is ethanol."

The Babe calls his shot.

"I've never been wild about this bar, but it does get you where you want to go."

Body by Jake

Binge Drinking On Campus.

Santa's Reindeer on New Year's Eve.

Next morning he thought he was dying. His whole life flushed before his eyes.

"The hardest part is admitting you have a problem."