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"Before I continue, can we just lose the personal trainers?"
The Executive Manual of Exercise
Tags:executive, executives, business executive, offices, office job, office jobs, office work, office worker, office workers, desk job, desk jobs, sitting down, get fit, getting fit, lazy, laziness, exercise, exercises, exercising, exercise routine, exercise routines, business executives, manager, managers, business manager, business managers, boss, bosses
"Do these abs make me look gay?"
Tags:model, modelling, models, fit, fitness, keeping fit, staying fit, getting fit, in shape, self image, self conscious, self absorbed, conceited, vain, vanity, body, body shape, body type, fashion, fashionista, in fashion, in style, trend, trendy, trending, stylish, self esteem, self confidence, confidence, body image, coming out, image conscious
Mountain Climbing Yodeler
Tags:vertical climber, vertical climbers, gym, gyms, fitness, cardio, workout, working out, getting fit, workout machine, cardio machine, stepper, steppers, mountain climber, mountain climbers, yodeller, yodellers, jodeling, jodelling, jodeller, jodellers, jodeler, jodelers, yodeler, yodelers, mountain climbing, rock climbing, dog, dogs, pet, pets
"If only legginess were based on circumference."
Tags:women, woman, girl, girls, thick, curvy, curves, chunky, chunkiness, fat, out of shape, fitness, health, fit, getting fit, exercise, exercising, circumference, width, length, leg, legs, legginess, leggy, long legs, toned, middle age, middle aged, comparing, comparison, jealous, jealousy, body image, confidence, self confidence, self esteem
A janitor sweeps a gym with weights on his broom.
New Years Resolution.
"Should I bother working out if no one knows my identity?"
Tags:executioner, executioners, execution, executions, guillotine, guillotines, public execution, public executions, mask, masks, disguise, disguises, hidden identity, secret identity, working out, get fit, getting fit, body builder, body builders, muscle, muscles, six pack, six packs, lazy, laziness, gym, gyms, gym goer, gym goers, black humour, dark humour
"Remember, guys – what happens in this CrossFit gym is references ad nauseam outside this CrossFit gym
"It's right about here that my socks fall down."
Tags:exercise, working out, work out, workout, workouts, work outs, exercising, exercised, fit, fitness, getting fit, in shape, getting in shape, jog, jogger, joggers, jogging, run, runner, runners, running, walk, walker, walkers, walking, friend, friends, gym, gym buddy, gyms, cardio, sock, socks, footwear
' Don't you think your taking this exercise wheel a bittoo seriously?'
'Wow! This zombie apocalypse is doing wonders for my fitness...'
Reasons to avoid training no.236 - A leaf on the path.
Brain Exercise Video: "Okay, think...and stop...and think, and stop! Stay with me now! Think harder! Feel that burn!"
"I guess exercise will make me feel more energetic, but I feel like I'm wasting all my energy exercising!"
'Not that sort of body building program!'
'His workout regimen consists of 50 sit-downs every day.'
Doggy aerobics class - 'All right...we'll start with some tail-chasing...'
"Would you describe your current level of fitness as very fit, somewhat fit, fit to be tied or not fit to stand trial?"
Woman on running machine next to a cake.
"I just want to fill out my t-shirt with a bit more authority."
Tags:muscle, muscles, body building, bodybuilding, body builder, bodybuilders, bodybuilder, body builders, gym, gyms, gym goer, gym goers, get fit, getting fit, personal trainer, personal trainers, authority, authoritative, beer belly, beer bellies, ageing, getting older, middle age, middle aged, masculinity
'Wow! That yogapilates has really paid off!'
'Wow! That yogapilates has really paid off!'
"Harder, you fat git, or you'll never lose that ugly gut and those ridiculous man boobs!"
Tags:weight, fat, man boobs, moobs, gut, exercise, trainer, personal trainer, running, running machine, gym, overly personal trainers, personal, mean, offensive, rude, harsh, overweight, exercise, running, gym, abusive, personal trainer, gym, weight loss, fit, fitness, get fit, getting fit, treadmill, drill sergeant, beer belly
'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'
Tags:health, beauty, getting fit, fitness, keeping fit, seeing the benefits, fitter, happier, more productive, sport, running, run, exercise, exercising, sports, working out, coaching, motivating, exercise addict, natural high, in retrospect, endorphin, endorphins, athlete, athletes, athletics, exercises, exercising