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"You're not my husband."
Tags:hard day, hard days, greet, greets, greeting, greetings, long day, long days, wrong house, peace and quiet, worker, workers, working, working life, working lives, domestic scene, domestic scenes, domesticity, employer, work schedule, work schedules, hectic day, hectic days, stress, stressed out, stressing out, home, get home, getting home, wife, wives, husband, husbands, arrive, arrives, arrive home, arrives home, arriving home
"Of course it's me! You were expecting maybe the Messiah?"
Tags:coming home, getting home, is that you, frustrated, frustration, frustrations, irritated, irritation, irritating, the messiah, messiah, jesus, couple, couples, marriages, husband and wife, husbands and wives, long term relationship, long term relationships, long-term relationships, greeting, greetings, sarcasm, sarcastic
"Look, it's silly for you to come home from work miserable every day. Why don't you just stay there?"
Tags:office worker, office workers, office work, office job, office jobs, overworked, overwork, overworking, workaholic, workaholics, workaholism, depressed, depression, depressive, depressive, misery, miserable, unrealistic, modern life, modern times, the rat race, rat race, job satisfaction, mental health, getting home, arriving home, coming home, end off the day, the end off the day, bad advice
"It could have been worse."
"I don't know how I find my way home, ....especially when I'm drunk."
Remote Control Husband
Tags:coming home, getting home, home time, remote control, remote controls, drone, drone, gadget, gadgets, remote control gadget, remote control gadgets, modern technology, modern technologies, controlling, under control, couple, couples, husband and wife, husbands and wives, marriages, long term relationship, long term relationship, long-term relationships, modern life, convenient, convenience
"My day? One amazing slam-dunk after another."
Tags:coming home, getting home, home from work, offices, office job, office jobs, office work, office worker, office workers, slam dunk, slam dunks, slam-dunk, slam-dunks, sarcasm, sarcastic, bad day, bad days, rat race, the rat race, overstate, overstating, monotony, monotonous, modern life, boring, boredom
"Honey, am I home?"
Tags:couple, couples, bad relationship, bad relationships, honey im home, honey i'm home, difficult relationship, difficult relationships, depression, depressed, depressive, depressive, falling out, argue, arguing, argument, arguments, sulk, sulking, getting home, coming home, living together, domestic, domestic argument, domestic arguments, marital dispute, marital dispute, spousal dispute, spousal disputes, husband and wife, husbands and wives
"Time's up, honey."
Tags:imminent death, facing death, grim reaper, the grim reaper, cliche, cliches, honey im home, honey i'm home, times up, time's up, expression, expressions, getting home, arriving home, break up, break ups, breaking up, break-up, break-ups, split up, splitting up, split ups, split-up, split-ups, separation, separations
No Electioneering Beyond this Point
Tags:politician, politicians, political campaign, political campaigns, political campaigning, workaholic, workaholics, workaholism, getting home, arriving home, family times, republican, republicans, democrat, democrats, dedicated, dedication, family, distracted, distraction, distractions, electioneer, electioneers, electioneering, endless campaign, the endless campaign, influence, influencing, influencer, influencers
"Hi there, big guy!"
Tags:business man, business men, business person, business people, businessman, businessmen, businessperson, business executive, business executives, hot shot, hot shots, hot-shot, hot-shots, manager, managers, business manager, business managers, shark, sharks, pet, pets, pet shark, pet sharks, shark tank, shark tanks, big guy, coming home, going home, home from work, getting home, aquarium, aquariums, scary, bully, bullies, threatening, office bully, office bullies, unusual pet, unusual pets, unconventional pet, unconventional pets
"Honey! We're home!"
Tags:dog, dogs, cat, cats, pet, pets, pet dog, pet dogs, pet cat, pet cats, pet owner, pet owners, dog owner, dog owners, cat owner, cat owners, arriving home, getting home, coming home, greet, greeted, greeting, excited, excitement, exciting, over excited, over-excited, talking animal, talking animals, unimpressed, insult, insulted, insulting, infidel, infidels, cat and dog, cats and dogs, different, difference, differences, indifferent, indifference
'If getting home is half the fun, I wish we had stayed home and had all the fun.'
'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'
'Sorry you're lost, but I'm a homing-pigeon: I can give you directions to my place, but that's about all...'
'The trick is to get home without stepping on any crackheads on the pavement.'
'Hey, am I in the right house or what?'
This kind gentleman kindly gave me a lift home,dear!'