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Cold and flu season: Shoot. Now I've gotta go wash my hands.
'Yes, we do have health benefits, but read the fine print. You're only allowed to get sick once every three years.'
'Most of our parents wanted to get it over with.'
'Last week's sermon was supposed to be about Plagues, but I got the flu.'
'Buddy, I'll get stinking rich... yesterday, I took out an insurance against pneumonia!'