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"Midnight already? Zounds! My wife will heap contumely upon my head!"
"Fashion statement??? I thought you were in trouble for playing hooky."
'It's great to be a ventriloquist. I find that I can still talk in class, but I don't get in trouble.'
"I told my parents that no punishment they gave me could be worse than the regret I already felt. Unfortunately, they took that as a challenge."