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'He never starts surgery until he can play the game three times in a row without messing up.'
"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."
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'Great - just great! Sunspots! Always before a big date.'
"Are you decent?"
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"Sorry, I'm late, chief—I had a little trouble working out my grooming strategy this morning."
Tags:business, businessman, businessmen, boss, bosses, manager, managers, management, office, offices, office life, employee, employees, worker, workers, late, coming in late, late for work, grooming, getting ready, getting dressed, morning, mornings, strategy, strategies, problem, problems, personal appearance, man, men, style, beauty, vain, vanity
Testing the Waters
'911..I'd like to report a crime...identity theft...I've become my mother!'
"Are we going yet?... Are we going yet?..."
Dating is so expensive...
"The media says there's a war on Christmas, and St. Nick isn't in the business of losing wars."
Tags:christmas, xmas, yule, noel, santa, santa claus, father christmas, st. nick, st. nicholas, mrs. claus, animal, animals, reindeer, rudolph, war on christmas, politics, political correctness, secularisation, secularization, media, business, war, wars, fight, fights, fighting, holiday, holidays, weapon, weapons, gun, guns, firearm, firearms, gun violence, armour, armor, body armour, body armor, bullet-proof vest, bulletproof vest, bullet-proof vests, bulletproof vests, protective gear, protective equipment, safety gear, safety equipment, riot gear, shield, shields, helmet, helmets, armed, sword, swords, getting ready, preparing, preparing for war, preparing for battle, conspiracy theory, conspiracy theories
"What in the hell are you trying to do?"
Tags:boyfriend, girlfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, dating, date, dates, husband, wife, husbands, wives, couple, couples, marriage, married, marry, relationship, relationships, spouse, spouses, role reversal, hair, hairdo, haircut, hair style, trying something new, men's style, men's fashion, trendy, trending, fashion, fashionable, hair gel, hair spray, married life, getting dressed, getting ready
"It's not a completely blind date - he sent me some promotional material."
Hiding a Bald Patch
"We're running late. Just pick a facial expression already."
Tags:facial expression, facial expressions, jack o' lanten, jack o lantern, pumpkin, pumpkins, halloween, carve, carves, carving, indecision, get ready, gets ready, getting ready, hairstyle, hairstyles, makeup, make-up, get dressed, getting dressed, slow, slowly, punctual, punctuality, vain, vanity, gender stereotype, gender stereotypes, gender stereotyping, dinner party, dinner parties
"It's another day, Phil. Planning to suit up?"
Tags:morning, mornings, going to work, getting ready, getting dressed, work day, workday, work days, workdays, weekday, weekdays, business, businessman, businessmen, office, offices, office life, employee, employees, worker, workers, daily grind, nine-to-five, job, jobs, career, careers, working, suit, suits, fashion, style, clothes, clothing
"Those aren't three-star-restaurant pants."
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, star, stars, three-star, three star, three-star restaurant, three star restaurant, couple, couples, date, dates, dating, date night, date nights, marriage, marriages, married life, relationship, relationships, night out, nights out, going out, going out for dinner, getting dressed, getting ready, fashion, fashion sense, sense of style, menswear, clothing, men's clothing, clothes, men's clothes, pants, trousers, style, unacceptable, inappropriate, embarrassing, embarrassment, embarrassments, clothing choices, choosing clothes, outfit, outfits, choosing an outfit, no sense of style, no fashion sense
"That's your twelve o' clock arrived."
Tags:dentist, dentists, dentist office, dentist offices, punching bag, punching bags, warm up, warms up, warming up, get ready, getting ready, getting ready for work, appointment, appointments, dentist appointment, dentist appointments, boxer, boxers, boxing, pugilist, pugilism, pugilists, loosen up, loosening up, exercise, exercises, exercising
A robot standing in a bathroom with a hand mirror in his hand inserting new batteries into the back of his head.
'OK, I'm ready... oh very funny, wise guy! Very funny!'
Tom prepares for his hot date.
'We're running a little late. The wife is still putting on her face.'
'He won't be long, he's just putting his face on.'
'Easy with the make-up, dear- we don't want you looking like a wino, do we!!'
'The TV is HD ready - my car is i-Pod ready, the chicken is oven ready - are YOU ready?'