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"Now let's run through it once more, Mr. Harkness, and this time try not to shut your eyes when you pull the trigger."
'It's sort of a shooting pain.' 'Does it hurt?'
Deer Season Open.
'Sorry about this, the firing squad prefer a moving target.'
Visual Gag / A Duel has gone wrong, with the Duellists accidentally shooting the 'Second' .
"Whose celver idea was it to fly over that damned paintballing centre?"
'And I peed on your head.'
Sadly, Walter was not familiar with British Columbia trophy hunters.
'When the bank said there was a substantial penalty for early withdrawal on their 12 month CDs, they weren't kidding.'
'OK....It's one word, two syllables and it sounds like sparrow.'
Shop with guns and gravestones.
'I'm not color-blind!'
'Some place rich in historic and spiritual tradition, but sniper free.'
I'm not colour-blind!
Aside from a few slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, you seem fine.
Greetings Cards: Sorry You've Been Stabbed.
The police have guns to protect you from people who don't but wish they did because the police have guns.
'No,no,no! Don't squeeze the trigger until I put an arrow in and get my hands out of the way!'
School supplies list.
Tea Party - Mad dog! Shoot it!
'I'm sorry but it's more than my job's worth to offer you a cigarette these days,amigo!'
ACME HEALTH INSURANCE, 'Let's see... 'Accidents... Alligators... Apes... Avalanches...' -- Sorry, sir. There's nothing in your policy about 'Arrows.''
'I'm not without my critics.'