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'And then I said, 'So sue me!'...'
'Were the building contractors for the Leaning Tower of Pisa sued?'
My client is suing you for growing the straw that broke her back.
"My client is claiming damages for sexual dysfunction resulting from the stress of you attempting to blow his head off."
'When the bough broke, how much was the daycare center sued for?'
'We're going to need a bigger rug or we're sunk.'
Build it, and they will sue.
Surgery With Lawyer Waiting Outside.
'I thought we were going to play doctor?' 'We are playing doctor. I'm a lawyer and I'm suing you for malpractice.'
'The bad news is - we're being sued... the good news is - they served the papers as origami.'
'Don't worry Mr Dumpty. We'll bring suit against all the King's men and all the King's horses for practicing medicine without a license.'
ACME LAW FIRM, 'We've got to find some outside clients -- We can't make a living just suing each other.'
Legal Firm, Suits, 30% Off.
We can offer you a 'no win no fee' litigation against any lawyer who has offered you 'no win no fee' litigation.
A surgeon operated, while on the wrong side of the operating table, and is being sued for feng shui malpractice.
Before you open it could you just sign the waiver accepting that the firm bears no responsibility for you feeling better in any legally recognised sense.
'Your rights? What about my rights and the rights of my legal team?'
'Can I sue someone because I didn't win my lawsuit?'
'Ricky can come in and play, but his attorney will have to wait outside.'
Injury Solicitors R us.
'I'll be in the lobby, looking for someone to sue.'
This paper only prints the truth or the closest thing to it that doesn't get us sued for libel.
'Why don't they just sue each other like in the US?'
I could only get a settlement of £50,000 and you get some of it.
My lawyer sends his regards to your lawyer.