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'Never, Ever...make the mistake of setting your alarm for 3:00 a.m. if you intend to get up at 7:00 a.m.'
"It's amazing the things you see if you wake up an hour earlier than usual!"
Finance, Sales, Veal.
Tags:veal, cow, cows, cattle, calf, calves, department, departments, cubicle, cubicles, office, offices, shared office, shared offices, lethargic, lethargy, lazy, get up, gets up, getting up, atrophy, atrophies, atrophying, muscle, muscles, exercise, exercises, exercising, animal rights, workers rights, unhealthy, desk jockey, desk jockeys, desk job, desk jobs, office desk, office desks, motionless, sit, sits, sitting, sat
"It's not about the worms; it's never been about the worms. It's always been about getting up early."
"Yes, I'm still getting up early, but these days it's to check on the spot markets for oil and natural gas."
Tags:investment, investments, early bird, early birds, get up, gets up, getting up, oil, natural gas, market, markets, stock, stocks, stocks and bonds, early riser, early risers, investor, investors, investment, investments, stockbroker, stockbrokers, broker, brokers, spot markets, cash market, cash markets, commodity trader, commodity traders, commodity trading, commodity trading advisor, commodity trading advisors
Introducing Life Alarm for people who have fallen but don't want to get up.
Tags:personal alarm, personal alarms, emergency, emergencies, alarm, alarms, fall, falls, falling, elder, elders, elderly, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, oap, oaps, old age pensioner, old age pensioners, lazy, laziness, depressed, depression, listless, listlessness, emergency line, emergency lines, can't be bothered, get up, gets up, getting up, tired, exhausted, exhaustion, emergency services, ambulance, ambulances
"I'd like to leave a wake up call for, . ... OHH ..., April."
'Sounds like someone got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning.' 'Ahhhhhh!'
Tags:animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, waking up, sleeping, getting up, morning, mornings, morning routine, morning routines, excited, getting dressed, getting ready for work, leaving, leaving the house, leaving for work, taking advantage, sneaky, sly, bad dog, bad dogs, daily habit, daily habits
Whack Your Alarm Clock
'Am I getting up or going to bed?'
"Can I get a wake-up call for 6 a.m., and then a dire warning at 7:15?"
Now is the time
'I don't get out of bed for this kind of money.'
'How do you feel when you get up in the morning?' 'Amazed!'
'Note to myself: Next time I'm wide awake half the night, just get up, DO NOT fall asleep 10 minutes before the alarm goes off!'
'Are you going to sleep ALL DAY?' 'Since I'm talking to you right now, technically, no.'
"Today I'm going to be unaware, uninvolved, uncommitted, and self-centered."
Tags:waking up, getting up, morning, mornings, new day, new days, today, unaware, uninvolved, uncommitted, self-centered, self-centred, selfish, ego, vanity, vain, apathy, apathetic, determined, determination, ignorant, greed, greedy, liberation, liberated, freedom, plan, plans, planning, mood, moods, psychology, facing the day, society, modern society, starting the day, man, men
"When I was a boy, I had to walk five miles through the snow to change the channel."
Tags:remote, remote control, remote controls, tall tale, tall tales, dad, dads, father, fathers, parent, parents, war story, war stories, story, stories, grow up, grows up, growing up, tv, tvs, tv remote, tv remotes, when i was a boy, cliche, cliches, walk, walks, walking, get up, getting up, smart device, smart devices, generation gap, generation gaps
"No, really, I've been up for hours."
The shock of recognition.
'I don't need that exercise stuff -- I cross the pain threshold just getting out of bed in the morning.'
Tags:sunrise, sunrises, rising run, morning, mornings, waking up, getting up, view, views, beautiful, cityscape, cityscapes, landscape, landscapes, bed, beds, getting out of bed, breakfast, breakfasts, food, hungry, toast, egg, eggs, bacon, slices of bacon, fried egg, fried eggs, full breakfast, meal, meals, man, men