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"Party at Gronk's tonight. I said we'd bring the fire."
Gifts for a cloned baby!
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"We gave them corn last year!"
An Unfortunate Museum Gift Shop
Tags:marcel marceau, georges seurat, maurits cornelis escher, m.c. escher, claes oldenburg, banksy, jackson pollock, art gallery, art galleries, art exhibit, art exhibits, art exhibition, art exhibitions, art museum, art museums, gift shop, gift shops, museum, museums, famous artist, famous artists, gift idea, gift ideas, retail idea, business idea, business ideas
'What do you buy the man who has lost everything?'
"How about a sampler of our most popular denominations?"
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"Darling! Just what I wanted."
"You know what I want for our twentieth anniversary? A Dumpster."
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"Gee, Jeffrey, an annual report on our marriage is a novel anniversary gift, but I was hoping for something a little more romantic."
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"Giving our nation a few really expensive gifts would be a nice way to break the ice."
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"I absolutely love the Christmas present you gave me. Thank you for the taser, dear!"
Tags:christmas present, xmas present, christmas presents, xmas presents, tasers, gift idea, gift ideas, present idea, present ideas, electrick shocks, tasers, present, taser, christmas shopping, shopping, electric current, electric shock, holidays, seasonal, celebrations, christmas eve, self-defence, self-defense, self defence, self defense
"You bought be a toaster for our anniversary? You shouldn't have...seriously, you shouldn't have!"
"For next Father's Day, we'll get you a tie clip."
Tags:tie clip, tie clips, tie, ties, father, fathers, father's day, fathers day, dad, dads, bat, bats, tie tack, tie tacks, gravity, inverted, upside down, flip, flipped, inconvenience, inconveniences, men's fashion, parent, parents, gift, gifts, gift idea, gift ideas, present, presents, accessory, accessories, nuisance, nuisances
A man goes insane from receiving too many ties.
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"Does she like to smell strange?"
The ghost of christmas regifting
Tags:a christmas carol, charles dickens, ghost, ghosts, spirit, spirits, haunting, hauntings, festive period, festive periods, seasonal period, seasonal periods, regift, regifting, re-gift, re-gifting, re-gifted, regifted, family life, christmas, christmases, xmas, xmases, regifts, gift, gifts, present, presents, gift idea, gift ideas, present idea, present idea
"What do you get the man who appreciates nothing?"
"Sorry, pal, you're too late. I'm completely out of ideas."
Mother's Day Greeting Cards: Pick your own.
"Have you got anything for a miserable old bastard who hates Christmas and everything to do with it?"
Tags:christmas spirit, festive spirit, christmas gift, christmas gifts, xmas gift, xmas gifts, christmas present, christmas presents, xmas present, xmas presents, festive period, christmases, xmases, grump, grumps, grumpiness, grumpy, husband, husbands, wife, wives, married life, gift idea, gift ideas, present idea, present ideas
"You're hard to surprise!'
Tags:gift, gifts, present, presents, gift idea, gift ideas, present idea, present ideas, bone, bones, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog bone, dog bones, dog lover, dog lovers, dog owner, dog owners, surprise, surprises, treat, treats, family pet, family pets, family dog, family dogs, birthday, birthdays, christmas, christmases, xmas, xmases
"Six ideas for $10 or $15 for a dozen."
"I saved you the trouble of doing your last minute Christmas shopping for me."
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'So all six of your kids got you the same thing for Father's day?'
"If that's another dead bird, we're not doing Christmas next year."