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"Or would you rather break the ice with hankies or something?"
'Your husband will love this fragrance. It smells like a new electronic gadget.'
"He's about my height but he doesn't have my build."
"For big, important things, it's the Met and the Modern, of course—but the Whitney is great for stocking-stuffers."
"What do you get the person who wants everything?"
"...or, if you're willing to spend a little more, we can arrange a nice, neat takeover."
"I found it. It's catnip for the 5th anniversary and scratching post on the 10th."
'Hemorrhoids flaring up again Harold?'
'Is it for your wife or your girl friend?'
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"Really, it's okay of you don't like it. I'll just put it back in the neighbor's garbage."