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'I've been told to keep my spirits up.'
The Pessimist, the Optimist and Uncle Stan.
"Old Martini Had A Farm"
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"Gin before peanuts is an aperitif. After peanuts it's a digestif."
"Tomorrow night let's switch back to gin."
"Got any bathtub gin?"
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'How much gin will I need for three medium size lemons?'
'But MOM, our success depends on following the dictates of the marketplace, and the marketplace is dictating gin and tonics!'
"It's true that guidance on the 'best' diet is in constant flux but I've yet to see any of them recommending just profiteroles and gin!"
"I don't suppose you know how to fix me a drink?"
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In a hammock with a gin and tonic on a summers day
'It's amazing what you learn when you decide to spend more time with your family. For example, today I learned my family moved away 7 months ago.'
-"For instance, this gin and tonic does not have a single molecule of gin in it!" -"It's from the staff canteen, right!"
"The crime scene down the hall has crap vermouth."
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"I was into that diversity thing but now I'm just back to gin."
"Magic bottle, take me away!"
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"I, too, used to drink the amber-colored fluids, gentlemen, but now, owing to health considerations, I drink only the crystal-clear fluids."
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'Gin and Platonic' "Let's just be friends"
"To the gentleman in the back, at four pounds, last bottle of gin in all Khartoum!"