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'But hey, who am I to complain?'
'Man, I hate it when she wears heels.'
Room for one more...
Tags:hedgehog, hedgehogs, porcupine, porcupines, balloon, balloons, lift, lifts, elevator, elevators, balloon animal, balloon animals, spike, spikes, giraffe, giraffes, sliding door, sliding doors, party, parties, pending disaster, health and safety, accident waiting to happen, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
'Will you quit hogging the covers?!'
"A 40 day cruise? Just the two of us without the kids? Oh, Harold, This'll be the best vacation ever! I hope it doesn't rain!"
Tags:monkey, monkeys, ape, ampes, chimp, chimps, giraffe, giraffes, elephant, elephants, ark, arks, noah, bible, bibles, story, stories, rain, rains, rainy, raining, storm, storms, stormy, pair, pairs, two by two, ship, ships, boat, boats, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, cruise, cruises, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
"If we get a bigger place, we'll just accumulate more giraffes."
"It's that 'rarer than thou' attitude that gets me."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, rhino, rhinos, rhinoceros, rhinoceros, giraffe, giraffes, safari, safari animal, safari animals, rare, wild, endangered, endangered animal, endangered animals, rarer, holier-than-thou, holier than thou, ego, egoist, egoists, egotistic, egotistical, self-centred, self-centered, attitude, bad attitude, snob, snobs, snobby, smug, self-satisfied, conceited, judgemental
Midlife crises of the Serengeti
"I wouldn't say 'favorite' animal."
"Now that we've fallen in love, I have a confession. I'm not a giraffe—I'm fifty-eight weasels in a trenchcoat."
Tags:giraffe, giraffes, trench coat, trenchcoat, trench coats, trenchcoats, totem pole trench, totem pole, absurd, weasel, weasels, fool, fooled, foolish, obvious, disguise, disguised, disguising, disguises, kids trenchcoat, totem-pole, impersonate, love, date, dating, truth, confess, confession, confessions, dishonesty, dishonest, deception, deceptions
'Why do I always have to be the lookout.'
"It's not as deep as it looks - that's only a baby giraffe."
'I have no idea why your throat hurts, but what I can do is write you a small fortune in prescriptions to help mask the symptoms.'
Toys were me: lessons learned never growing up
Really Edward - I don't know what you're so uptight about... I mean, statistically, we're much safer in the air than we are on the ground.
"Why do you always assume it's a sore throat?"
Tags:giraffe, giraffes, sore throat, sore throats, bad throats, probability, bad throat, diagnosis, doctor, doctors, md, mds, m.d.s, m.d., gp, gps, g.p.s, g.p., general practitioner, general practitioners, medical check up, medical check ups, clinic, clinics, doctors clinic, doctors clinics, doctor's clinic, doctor's clinics, hospital, balance of probability, hospitals, doctors appointment, doctors appointments, doctor's appointment, doctor's appointments
"Sorry - He's changed His mind again. Stripes on the zebra, spots on the giraffe, no stars on the lion and make the elephant bigger and the amoebae smaller."
Tags:god, creator, creators, divine creator, divine creators, animal kingdom, design, designs, designer, designers, artist, artists, artistic, artistry, artistic statement, artistic statements, production design, production designer, production designers, director, directors, fickle, wild animal, wild animals, grand design, production assistant, production assistants, angel, angels, creation, stripes, spots, zebra, zebras, giraffe, giraffes, lion, lions, elephant, elephants, amoeba, amoebae, indecisive, indecision
"And that's why you go on safari."
Tags:safari, safaris, wildlife, photographer, photographers, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, africa, african, giraffe, giraffes, rhino, rhinos, tour, tours, tour group, tour groups, plain, plains, plains animal, plains animals, new experience, new experiences, traveler, travelers, traveller, travellers
Tags:bullfighter, bull fighter, bull fighters, bull-fighter, bullfighters, bull-fighters, bull fighting, bullfighting, bull-fighting, giraffe, giraffes, bull fihgt, bull-fight, bullfight, arena, arenas, bullfighting arena, bullfighting areana, matadors, matador, red flag, ladder, ladders, height differential, height difference, a corrida de toros tauromaquia, fiesta, spain, spaniards, spanish bullfighting, spanish bullfighter, incitement, incite, antagonise, antagonistic
'I find my weight is fine for my height.' (Hippo on stilts).
"I like a relaxed fit."
Tags:elephant, elephants, fashions, jumper, jumpers, fitted, fitted clothing, fitted clothes, relaxed fit, relaxed fitting, style, styles, personal styles, personal style, sweater, sweater, trend, trends, trend setter, trend setters, fashion icon, fashion icons, woolly jumper, woolly jumpers, hipster, hipsters, giraffe, giraffes, snake, snakes, coyote, coyotes
Elephant scared of a mouse jumps to a giraffe's neck.
A giraffe in a truck is heading for a low bridge.
'Do you have a longer straw?'