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Girl Scout cookies selling the girl scout.
"I'm being sued, Daddy...Mr. Jenkins down the street claims his obesity is due to the cookies I sold him when I was a little girl!"
"I guarantee we can find them cheaper online."
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"Could we talk Girl Scout cookies?"
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'It is with great pleasure that I make official what most Americans already know, and declare the girl scouts of America the sixth branch of the U.S. military.'
"He ...! Girls can now join the boy scouts. wanna sign up...?"
"This is the last year I'll personally deliver your cookies. I'm buying a drone."
Wise Guy Cookies
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"Good afternoon sir. I'm here to show you a terrific knife set while you purchase some girl guide cookies and listen to this guy talk about his religion."
Wise Guy Cookies.
'What's wrong with him? He got lost and was found by a troop of girl guides.'
'And how many cookies can I put you down for?'
'Do you have one for cooking too?'
Girl Guided Missile
'Do you allow scout-dogs?'
Blind dogs for the guides
"Good afternoon Sir. I'm here to show you a terrific knife set while you purchase some girl guide cookies and listen to this guy talk about his religion"
"We don't want any cookies. Go away."
"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."
'Delicious Girl Guides and cookies too!'
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