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A halo lifts a toupee off an angel.
"Pardon me, sir, it's your ten-o'clock cabal."
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Too Much Money
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"I had a wonderful time. I just wish you were Oprah giving away cars."
Tags:oprah, oprah winfrey, giveaway, giveaways, handout, handouts, hand out, hand outs, free car, free cars, new car, new cars, car, cars, date, dates, dating, single life, expectation, expectations, expectant, expecting, unrealistic, rich, riches, rich person, rich people, talk show, talk shows, talk show host, talk show hosts, gift, gifts, free gift, free gifts
"So there you are—I thought I heard someone squishing moodily about the moors."
"Just how do you propose to pay for this giveaway?"
Tags:santa, santa claus, father christmas, st. nick, saint nick, st. nicholas, saint nicholas, christmas, xmas, yule, noel, elf, elves, santa's workshop, the north pole, business, business strategy, business strategies, charity, giveaway, giveaways, fund, funds, funding, money, finances, holidays, holidays, gift, gifts, present, presents, toy, toys, consumerism, financial strategy, financial strategies, benefit, benefits
"Well, then, maybe don't name your Wi-Fi TheRealBigFoot."
"They're going to make it tough for you around here when they find out you used to be a cop."
Tags:prison, prisoners, prisoner, cops, cop, ex cop, ex policeman, prison cell, police, policeman, criminal, criminals, crimes, jail, jails, incarceration, incarcerated, sentence, sentencing, cellmates, inmate, inmates, law breaker, law breakers, law breaking, law and order, police officer, police officers, law enforcement, law enforcement officers, law enforcement officer, jailbird, jailbirds, tough, rough, hard, difficult, secret, secrets, secretive, giveaway, giveaways
"Could you stop referring to the interest rate as 'the vig'?"
Tags:interest rate, interest rates, excessive, high interest rate, high interest rates, extortion, extortionate rate, extortionate rates, vig, vigorish, gambler, gamblers, gambling, loan, loans, bank loan, bank loans, greed, greedy, greediness, take out a loan, taking out a loan, mortgage, mortgages, mortgage lender, mortgage lenders, big bank, big banks, banker, bankers, ripoff, ripoffs, ripping off, tip your hand, tipping you hand, giveaway, giveaways, loan shark, loan sharks
"Actually, I'm not Mr. Wintraub. I'm just sort of taking over for a while."
"Good Grief! He thinks he is Santa Claus!"
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"Send over some more birdseed—and hurry!"
Tags:bird, birds, birdseed, feed the birds, feeding birds, birding, birder, birders, birdwatcher, birdwatchers, birdwatching, expect, expects, expecting, expectant, handout, handouts, giveaway, giveaways, hurry, hurries, hurrying, hurry up, hurries up, order, orders, emergency, emergencies, predator, predators, threaten, threatens, threatening, intimidate, intimidates, intimidating, intimidation
"Tiffany tells me you were at Sundance."
Tags:film festival, film festivals, western, westerns, cowboy, cowboys, western film, western films, movie industry, film industry, film business, film businesses, network, networks, networking, giveaway, giveaways, viewfinder, viewfinders, indie, indie film, indie films, independent film, independent films, independent filmmaker, independent filmmakers, bar, bars, hollywood
Government cheese and crackers.
'Congratulations. You're our 15th caller. The grant is yours!'
"You don't look like you need bread crumbs."
"Let me guess. You had it up to here with the world of business, so you packed it all in and started your own winery."
Tags:wine, winery, wineries, retire, retires, retiring, retirement, wine lover, wine lovers, wine drinker, wine drinkers, businessman, businessmen, startup, startups, starting up, business culture, business world, world of business, corporate culture, observant, telltale sign, telltale signs, vineyard, vineyards, wine business, wine businesses, liquor, liquor sales, giveaway, giveaways, obvious, observe, observes, observing
"This one is 'pro bono'."
Bottled water. Free sample.
How to Tell What Your Snake Swallowed
Tags:sia, wig, wigs, pop, pop musician, pop musicians, pop artist, pop artists, popular music, pop music, snake, snakes, swallow, swallows, swallowing, shape, shapes, swallow whole, swallows whole, swallowing whole, telltale sign, telltale signs, giveaway, giveaways, parrot, parrots, pet, pets, carnivore, carnivores, carnivorous, man-eater, man-eaters, man-eating, python, pythons, anaconda, anacondas
"Did we mention that we spent last summer in Maine?"
Cindy had asked Santa for a puppy this Christmas...maybe, just maybe he'd been listening...?
'For some strange reason, Smythe, I don't believe you're leaving work because you're not feeling well. Next time don't wear the diving gear, it's a dead giveaway.'
"Somehow or other he keeps spotting us!"
Tags:fbi, federal bureau of investigation, uniform, uniforms, raid, raids, raiding, giveaway, giveaways, telltale sign, telltale signs, camouflage, camo, blend, blends, blend in, blends in, blending in, spot, spots, obvious, obviousness, hunt, hunts, hunting, hunter, hunters, get made, getting made, law enforcement, cop, cops, undercover
"Got him up at the stadium, Chief. It was Yankee Duck Day."
Tags:baseball, baseball game, baseball games, giveaway, giveaways, give-away, executive toy, executive toys, bobblehead, bobbleheads, bobble head, bobble heads, duck, ducks, pet, pets, stadium, stadiums, theme night, theme nights, theme, themes, decoration, decorations, office, offices, office desk, office desks