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"Your wife wants a report on your condition."
"Ah, Mr Trubshaw. There you are. Your wife has just started having contradictions."
"I'm afraid we've had to cut back on maternity leave but we can delegate someone to 'Oooh' and 'Aaah' when the baby's born!"
"Don't call 911! Call Luigi's Pizza. They promise to deliver in less than 30 minutes."
'Doctor, how long will it be before the stork arrives?'
The Impractical Guide to Babies: 'Got a clever one here...'
The Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'I'm the one with his head in a pelvic vice!'
The Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'I'm a fully qualified puppeteer!'
The Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Could I examine your cervix?'
"I hope you don't mind me asking, Mrs. Gonzales...but how does the baby get out of there?"
"I'm not the same woman you met in the hospital eight years ago."
The Impractical Guide to Babies: 'Get out of me!'
The Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'The Best Moment in your life...'