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"My new watch has a G.P.S. function but it always puts me in the right place at the wrong time."
"Where is Madison Avenue? You might well ask."
"Your instructions were perfect."
"You see where Sixth Avenue meets Broadway? That's where you want to be."
Tags:tightrope, tightropes, tightrope walker, tightrope walkers, tight-rope, tight-ropes, tight rope, tight ropes, tourist, tourists, highwire, high wire, high wires, high-wire, high-wires, lost, directions, give directions, giving directions, new york, new york city, ny, nyc, broadway, stunt, stunt, circus, circuses, circus act, circus acts, tightrope walking, funambulism, funambulist, funambulists, acrobat, acrobats, gone the wrong way, hopeless, incompetent, incompetence
"The police station is that way."
Tags:robber, robbers, robbery, burglar, burglars, criminal, criminals, theft, thief, thieves, superhero, superheroes, superpower, superpowers, hero, heroes, crime prevention, crime fighter, crime fighters, crime fighting, police station, police stations, lost, sense of direction, giving directions, incompetent, incompetence
"And then you'll want to take the No. 2 or 3 train to right here behind this very accommodating passive-aggressive woman's head."
Fashion Show Directions
"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"
'Here's the problem. Our GPS system is in kilometers, not miles.'
A man asks for directions
'Just go down to the vanishing point and take a left.'
A Simplified Map Airport Map
You Are Nowhere.
"Why didn't you spring for a proper G.P.S.?"
Tags:gps, g.p.s., navigation, navigator, navigators, driver, drivers, driving, lost, modern technology, modern technologies, modern life, road trip, road trips, car trip, car trip, couple, couples, argue, arguing, argument, arguments, disagree, disagreement, disagreements, hitchhiker, hitchhikers, local knowledge, direction, directions, giving directions
Exit next left. No, my left.
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"Bathroom? Sure, it's just down the hall to the left, jog right, left, another left, straight past two more lefts, then right, and it's at the end of the third corridor on your right."
Tags:bathroom, bathrooms, washroom, washrooms, toilet, toilets, restroom, restrooms, directions, giving directions, right, left, hallway, hallways, corridor, corridors, confusing, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, rodent, rodents, mouse, mice, rat, rats, lab mice, lab rats, lab rat, lab mouse, maze, mazes, labyrinth, labyrinths, animal testing, scientific research, science
"I am folding my AAA map and I'm shutting my mouth!"
Tags:map, maps, directions, giving directions, bad at directions, good at directions, give directions, ask for directions, argument, arguments, argue, arguing, arguing couple, arguing couples, marital difficulties, marital issues, couple, couples, marriage, marriages, relationship, relationships, driving, driver, drivers, backseat driver, backseat driving
'Yeah I can take you to the great water but what's in it for me?'
'I used to give directions by naming all the pubs along the route - I'm as lost as you are now!'
'Las Vegas? It's 70 years that way.'
'It's within walking distance if you have the time, sir!'
"You can't miss my house. It's the one opposite The Farm."
"Take a left at enlightenment, you should now be at your destination of nirvana."
"Morgan's animal farm? Oh, yes...You just fly three miles south and then turn left and follow the highway for two miles! You can land in the parking lot!"