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Another new, really cool-looking gadget in a desperate search for a problem to solve.
'Brain surgery? I have an app for that!'
"Well, I'm not sure what it is, but it was 50% off in the sale so I thought I'd get one before they sold out!"
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"Hey! Which one of you is flat?!!"
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'...and this little gizmo - this always breaks me up - is called a mouse.'
'Could you be a little more specific as to the type of 'gizmo' your computer needs?'
"It had always been Maude's ambition to swim the Shopping Channel."
"Miss a payment and I'll use the self-destruct gizmo."
'Still no improvement? Nurse, attach more gizmos.'
Line up for the latest thing! Buy it now!
"And this little gizmo let me skip the game but record all the Superbowl commercials."
'We're going to diversify from gadgets to gizmos.'
'I think I got carried away with my ultra-deluxe, high-powered, jet-propelled, hydraulic-pneumonic water pick.'
'I told you to turn left. Are you deaf or what?'
'Hand me that gizmo, will you please?'
'Gerald now does everything on his 'human transporter' - including mowing the lawn.'
That lawn maintenance gizmo is advertised to have 101 uses. Leave it to Fred to find 102.
"No fancy gizmo for him, he finds fish the old fashioned way."
"If you ask me, the whole world's gone computer craxy" - "you've got toast"
"Figure out what this thing does and get a second one half price!"