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'I don't know Joe, maybe we;re using the wrong kind of glass?'
'I need a 'parent of three teens'-size glass.'
'I'm not sure if I'm an optimist or a pessimist. . . I see the glass half-clean.'
The Pessimist, the Optimist and Uncle Stan.
"Waiter! My glass is half empty."
Tags:waiter, waiters, server, servers, glass, glasses, half-empty, half empty, pessimist, pessimists, pessimism, pessimistic, outlook, outlooks, attitude, attitudes, restaurant staff, restaurant worker, restaurant workers, negative attitude, negative attitudes, attitude problem, attitude problems, mental state, mental health, outlook, outlooks, refill, refills
"Hold on, I'm going to conference in my wrist."
Tags:modern life, modern world, modernity, tech, technological, watch, watches, glasses, glass, monitor, gadget, gadgets, futurism, futuristic, conference, conferencing, call, calling, calls, caller, callers, video, video call, tablet, tablets, laptop, laptops, cell, cell phone, cell phones, mobile, mobile phones, smart phone, smart phones, phone, phones, multi task, multi-task, multi tasking, multi-tasking
"O.K., Everybody. Stand back! Let it breathe."
Tags:wine, wines, connoisseur, connoisseurs, sommelier, sommeliers, waiter, waiters, server, servers, breathe, let it breathe, glass, glasses, resuscitate, resuscitates, resuscitating, cpr, cardiopulmonary resuscitation, drinking, drinks, drink, alcohol, restaurant, restaurants, wine glass, compare, comparison, overreaction, overreact, overreacts
Ok, Mr. Lipshy... What about now? Better or worse?
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'Allow me to place this glass flip-flop on your foot, Cinderella.'
"It doesn't matter if the glass is half empty or half full if you have a case."
Tags:drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, liquor, booze, beer, beers, case of beer, cases of beer, monk, monks, religious, religion, philosophy, optimistic, pessimistic, optimist, optimists, pessimist, pessimists, half full, half empty, glass, glasses, drinking glass, drinking glasses, bad monk, bad monks, illicit behavior, illicit behaviors, illicit behaviour, illicit behaviours, behaving badly, hypocrite, hypocrites, hypocrisy, abstinence
Egg, Larva, Pupa and Adult
Tags:development, stages of development, stages, caterpillar, caterpillars, butterfly, butterflies, transformation, transformations, metamorphosis, egg, eggs, larva, pupa, adults, bar, bars, pub, pubs, patron, patrons, customer, customers, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, liquor, booze, coaster, glass, glasses, martini, martinis, cocktail, cocktails
The Prince handed Cinderella a glass slipper. She stuffed it with tissues and said 'It fits perfectly'. They married and lived happily ever after.
Warning. Objects in mirror my bear no relation to reality.
Half Full/Half Empty
Tags:outlook, outlooks, attitude, attitudes, negative, negativity, positive, positivity, positive attitude, negative attitudes, glass, half-full, half full, half-empty, half empty, optimist, optimism, optimists, pessimist, pessimists, pessimism, gas tank, gas tanks, petrol tank petrol tanks, petrol, gas, gauge, gauges, driver, drivers
'I'm sure that using this new sign we will triple the sales of eye glasses.'
'I limit myself to one glass of wine a day.'
"Please take care of my brick."
'The little glass, you idiot. Not the window.'
'They suit you.'
'Ted, I don't think that's how they want our trash separated.'
Father-in-law - Break glass in case of emergency
'How many times must I tell you people who live in glass houses should not throw stones...'