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"Your estimated arrival time is 6:38. . . but you won't find parking until 7:04."
Tourists and GPS
'We found the trouble, your GPS was picking up a public TV station.'
'King Arthur's Court? I think it's that way. This is King Arthur's Boulevard.'
"Now that nearly all staff have smartphones with built in GPS..."
'I'm tracking my husband through his GPS unit. Right now, he's between a televised sporting event the refrigerator.'
"Global positioning satellites. That's how God always knows where you are."
"Oh God, look at the colors in that sunset! Pull over, like anywhere...I have the munchies...heh..."
'I blame it on the GPS-System myself: Hardly anybody gets lost around here anymore...'
Excess Baggage: Most taxi drivers have GPS in their cars, but will still get completely lost when you are the passage.
"I want a GPS that shows my company a way to avoid paying social security benefits, minimum wages and turnover taxes!"
'Dear, if the GPS can't find your nutritional yeast flakes, how can I?'
GPS stork delivery
"At the first opportunity, make a U turn."
Sat Nav - Reconsider your position
'In your price range I can rent you my wife and a foldout map.'
'Frankly Darling, I don't need a GPS system to tell me I'm in the middle of nowhere...'
Primitive GPS System.