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Dave began to question the new secretary's competency when he found her using rubber gloves to avoid computer viruses.
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Face masks and gloves blowing in the wind
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'Whoa! OK, it's not your inability to judge a fly ball...'
'Yes... Now I see - no pocket. So perhaps the glove is defective.'
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Two men preparing for a duel; one holds a baseball while the holds a baseball bat.
'How do those pants fit with five teats?' 'Like a glove.'
'I don't know about this new computer inventory system. It just ordered a thousand left handed four fingered surgical gloves.'
'There's nothing in the rules about gloves.'
'We were playing Doctor and I was sterilizing the gloves.'
Your hands are cold...
"Don't call me at work. My gloves stink."
'Did I ever tell you how much I glove you?'
Lost and found: winter edition
Trombone Practical Jokes
What to buy the Devil who has everything?
'That's sure a funny lookin' sandwich bag!'
"Forget the bloody glove for a moment; ignore all the arguments about the DNA evidence and try to remember that this case, after all, is about securities violations."
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"Pardon my glove."
"....I'm not sure what gives you the sense of entitlement!"
"Look, Gwen!...Beak warmers!"
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"Good news, Sir! We found your other glove."
Milan Says "Gloves!"
Tags:fashion show, fashion shows, runway, runways, fashion runway, fashion runways, glove, gloves, milan, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, fashions, trend, trends, following trends, modern fashion, modern fashions, impractical womens fashion, women fashions, women's fashion, women's fashions, clothes, impractical clothing, catwalk, catwalks, the catwalk, model, models, modeling
'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'
Sisyphus and coronavirus
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