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Dave began to question the new secretary's competency when he found her using rubber gloves to avoid computer viruses.
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'The Novocain seems to have kicked in,'
'Whoa! OK, it's not your inability to judge a fly ball...'
'Yes... Now I see - no pocket. So perhaps the glove is defective.'
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Two men preparing for a duel; one holds a baseball while the holds a baseball bat.
'How do those pants fit with five teats?' 'Like a glove.'
'I don't know about this new computer inventory system. It just ordered a thousand left handed four fingered surgical gloves.'
'There's nothing in the rules about gloves.'
"Winter must be coming. The people in my novel are starting to wear mittens."
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'It was so cold last week, I saw him with his hands in his own pockets.'
'We were playing Doctor and I was sterilizing the gloves.'
How to dress for forty below...if you're over forty, or under twenty.
Your hands are cold...
'Did I ever tell you how much I glove you?'
"Don't call me at work. My gloves stink."
Trombone Practical Jokes
What to buy the Devil who has everything?
"Forget the bloody glove for a moment; ignore all the arguments about the DNA evidence and try to remember that this case, after all, is about securities violations."
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"Pardon my glove."
'That's sure a funny lookin' sandwich bag!'
"....I'm not sure what gives you the sense of entitlement!"
"Look, Gwen!...Beak warmers!"
"Good news, Sir! We found your other glove."
"Gloves off at the table please!" "They're not gloves, they're dirt!"
Milan Says "Gloves!"
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