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". . . and then I says to the guy, 'how 'bout I pop you in the nose?' and then he goes. . ."
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"We younger fleas demand a bigger say in the running of this dog."
"The tiny winged beings, Sire, are called gnats."
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"Since coming up here for the summer, I find myself writing an awful lot about gnats."
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At home with the Gnats
The day the Gnats moved in.
What gnats are really saying that makes them annoying.
'These days you can't trust the blood back there. Too much toxins. You got to get out here buddy! This where the good, organic stuff is.'
'Hang on Jesse! You're being dragged into the jogger's vortex!'
Gnat King Cole in concert "Unforgetable that's what you are.."
'Care to go out for a bite?'
'I look huge in this picture! Do you think you could cut and paste a glass or something into my hand, so it looks like I've just eaten?'
'Ok kids, almost at the next rest stop, since we'll be in the car for the rest of the day, this will be your last chance in life to go find a mate and reproduce.'
'Oh no, it's the mosquitoes! Kids, splash around in the pool, they only like stagnant water.'
'Remember the good ol' days, Tuesday and Wednesday ?'
'hey man, this is good sht'
Ah the pleasant afternoons King Dunwoody spent in the fields with his famed hunting gnat.
'Be reasonable - would you rather we were plagued with swarms of gnats and flies?'
'Is that Nat with a G?'
Having only one day to live, mayflies are known to throw the wildest parties in the insect class.
"Is that Nat with a G?"
'No, no, knucklehead! You have to poke some holes in the lid or they'll suffocate!'
'Is that Nat with a G?'
'Well, it all tastes like the same old crap to me,'